stamp of self-approval

A coffee cup stain left on the work desk that validates any blueprints or plans you have on paper.

I was hesitant about building that new workout equipment even though I didn't have all the resources, but after that cup of mojo left a stamp of self-approval on my blueprints I said "I'm doing this shit!"

by Capuchin for Hire December 31, 2022

Dude stamps

A play on the term "Food stamps. Referring to when women go on dates with men solely for the free meal and drinks.

Dude stamps can refer to a girl's tinder matches, as if she's collecting free meals.

Olivia: "I got like 7 dates lined up this week."
Bella: "Nice work with the dude stamps, girl!"
Olivia: "Thanks, I'll make sure to order a bunch of extra expensive food so you can have some leftovers!"

by Eglandled August 4, 2023

Awkward stamp

A condition in which and individual is persistently viewed as socially awkward or weird to the point of it causing them stress in their social life and interactions with others. Awkward referring to the perception of the behavior by others and a stamp to describe the affliction. It's still not fully known if an awkward stamp is developed or something that one is born with but it usually does seem to manifest itself even in early childhood. Awkward stamp does affect males by far more than females. Those with an awkward stamp may develop faster than their peers and be completely fine intellectually but struggle socializing with others and communicating certain things via living up to societal expectations and whatnot. Individuals with an awkward stamp may often be referred to as weird by their peers and have a higher rate of being socially outcasted or just outright harassed and mocked. People with this may often also have a lot of unorthodox beliefs that can be misconstrued or have obscure or uncommon passions.

Student A : Student B is acting so weird

Teacher : Student B has an awkward stamp, please be patient with them and respectful
Student A : I'm sorry I did not know that. Good to know now then.

by Joseph Sneep September 22, 2023

Awkward stamp

A condition in which and individual is persistently viewed as socially awkward or weird to the point of it causing them stress in their social life and interactions with others. Awkward referring to the perception of the behavior by others and a stamp to describe the affliction. It's still not fully known if an awkward stamp is developed or something that one is born with but it usually does seem to manifest itself even in early childhood. Awkward stamp does affect males by far more than females. Those with an awkward stamp may develop faster than their peers and be completely fine intellectually but struggle socializing with others and communicating certain things via living up to societal expectations and whatnot. Individuals with an awkward stamp may often be referred to as weird by their peers and have a higher rate of being socially outcasted or just outright harassed and mocked. People with this may often also have a lot of unorthodox beliefs that can be misconstrued or have obscure or uncommon passions.

Student A : Student B is acting so weird

Teacher : Student B has an awkward stamp, please be patient with them and respectful
Student A : I'm sorry I did not know that. Good to know now then.

by Joseph Sneep September 22, 2023

chicken mail stamps

Mail stamps originally originated from the small land mass know as English. The first homo sapien to use these sticky pieces of technology was a man by the name of Dr J.Murdoch. Dr Murdoch sat in his chair wondering what to do with this pieces of paper. Dr Murdoch decided they would be good to put on those envelope things. So he slapped one on a envelope. Dr Murdoch instantly thought it looked sick. So he started printing a heap of them. When they were finished printing he sat down to have his dinner, which was Chicken soup (prepared by his lovely wife). While he was eating he admired his stamps. Then he dropped then all I his soup on accident. He quickly scooped them out and let them dry. He sniffed them and they smelled like chicken. He liked it and decided that he'd do it to all his stamps from now on. And that's why all the mail stamps now smell like chicken.

Mmm chicken mail stamps smell good

by Hazza_P December 23, 2020

PC Stamp

PC Tony Stamp has been in the force for 30 years. he frequently reminds his followers of what constitutes an "arrestable offence". his usual expressions include "i'll nick ya", "you little toerag", and "focus on your schoolwork". he has tried to arrest and locate Roadmenbible multiple times but so far has been unsuccessful. overall he is an absolute legend and a total unit and he will nick anyone who gets in his way. he claims to work at stratford police station in the east end of London

Whose that trying to arrest Roadmenbible?
It's PC Stamp, he's an absolute unit

by NONYMOUS69q October 24, 2020

stamps

names that are stamped on wax bags used to contain heroin

hey i know someone with really good stamps nice and fat like pillows

by shawn30 January 13, 2021