Royal Sampler

When a girl gives you a blow job and has both vaginal and anal intercourse on the first date.

"Yo, that dude must be a monarch; he's had like twenty royal samplers this year!"

by Asna January 20, 2009

Simplicate

To make something easier.

"Simplicate your life, dump that broad."

by Pastor Travis January 16, 2008

simplexity

simple solutions for today's complex lifestyles

The life of simplexity is the ultimate goal.

by Vee Drummond November 10, 2008

simpering twat

A person who constantly whines, moans and simpers about the trivialities of their existence.

Danny is such a simpering twat. He always moans about how small his dick is.

by expres April 21, 2011

Simpie

A female simp

She went back to him, she is such a simpie

by Sex genie February 29, 2020

simplicity

Simplicity is a good name for a platypus. see simple

OMG! Sarah's platypus named Simplicity just got hit by a truck!

by Megan May 12, 2004

free sample

a) someone who lets anybody get them.
b) someone who likes having pplz all up on them.
c) hoe!!!

your such a free sample!!!
you stupid free sample!!!
gosh...you let anybody do stuff like that to you...free sample!!!

by Kelli and Vanessa June 16, 2008