by jamgirl April 19, 2009

a Texas tire shop is when you bring someone into the garage and check how much shit is stored in their anal cavity.
by DanielTheSquid December 20, 2015

When you are shopping in a store and you let a fart go in an aisle. Sometimes you circle back around to watch people's reaction to the smell.
by SteamerSusan April 4, 2019

by Mutheryucka August 31, 2016

A person, who habitually hangs out at bike shops. For no good reason, other than to talk "shop". Often unemployed, broke, and without a life of their own, they take up the majority of your time, without spending any money.
"I had three projects on the go, but I couldn't get anything done with the shop fly buzzing around all the time. He's always asking stupid, fucking questions, while I'm trying to finish a project."
by D. Gould January 17, 2006

by RJ September 4, 2004

If you want to get some pussy, you'll have to shop the chop, cause if you get the chop, you'll get no pussy.
by griz October 17, 2004
