top-a-shop chiney

Chinese people who lives above thier place of business. Racist terminology

You are nothing but a top-a-shop chiney

by jamgirl April 19, 2009

penis window shopping

the act of going to an art gallery or museum and checking out all the penises on the paintings/sculptures

I'm going to the Museum of Fine Arts this weekend to do a little penis window shopping. You want to come with?

by peniswindowshopper March 13, 2010

texas tire shop

a Texas tire shop is when you bring someone into the garage and check how much shit is stored in their anal cavity.

Fuck, I took Becky to the Texas Tire Shop yesterday. She was long overdue.

by DanielTheSquid December 20, 2015

Shop Keeper

A woman or man who takes care of thier kids. A faithful a good person who takes care of the family.

I love women like her. She's a real Shop Keeper.

by RJ September 4, 2004

shop the chop

Looking for a slut ass hoe.

If you want to get some pussy, you'll have to shop the chop, cause if you get the chop, you'll get no pussy.

by griz October 17, 2004

Window Shopping

Scoping out someone you find attractive even if you know you can't have the person

Person 1: Oh my God, he's so hot.

Person 2: It looks like he's gotta girlfriend.

Person 1: Dude. Chill out. I'm just window shopping.

by Madmads 99 April 25, 2015

Pussy shopping

When at the mall,grocery store,gas station ect.. and acting like your shopping but really are trying to get a women to take interest in you.

I'm telling you walking into the grocery store with my uniform on makes pussy shopping so easy, like shooting fish in a barrel

by Animal man March 25, 2013