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me: who wants sex anyway?
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Something I have never have but I am desperately horny and I get off to Ariana Grande.
Ben: Bro i just had sex for the first time with amanda
Me: *dies inside*
by Gogo seeweed May 10, 2022
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When penis, boobs and ass meet. Usually done between Young gays.
One night, Robbie was sleeping with his wife, he said, "Let's have sex!". The wife said yes and took off all her clothes. It was the first time Robbie had saw her boobs. He took off his and revealed his 9-inch penis. The wife squealed "Ooh!" as she picks up the dick. She asks if she can suck on it. Robbie says "Open wide!". She sucks it, savoring each testicle. Then she sucks until the penis milk comes out. fortunately for her, he accidently pissed in her mouth. As she was sucking his dick, literally, Robbie was lying on her boobs and licking them, reveling a lot of cum in her boobs. He eats it lol.

After sucking the dick, the wife does the helicopter thing with his dick. her boobs are wet and breast milk is spilling. they stick his penis in her ass and she pees on the dick. After, Robbie shoves his penis in her boobs and pisses. making her boobs even wetter. They stop, realizing the child has been watching them the whole time. They strangle them and kill him, then continue. They wrestle and with Robbie's slobbery penis, and the wife's soggy boobs, when the wife tries to grab the penis and pull it, he flips off the bed. As a great finale, they get his penis in her mouth for the rest of night, and the boobs are used as a pillow. they sleep like this for the rest of the night.
by Stinkyboobs April 17, 2022
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Sex is like Math

Add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs
And pray you don't multiply
I haven't had sex yet but I will
by RedRoseAntoniox1327 November 16, 2020
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Sex is like math
You add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs
And hope you don’t multiply
Boop and boop and boop that is sex
by Idkwhoiamsodontask January 3, 2021
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doing the dishes and respectfully staying away from anyone you're interested in doing unholy things with.
Chad: "Let's sex."
Stacy: "Let's sex."
Chad and Stacy: Doing the dishes and respectfully staying away from each other.
by dogflesh69 January 31, 2021
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by Fork_Jay February 4, 2021
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