The act of standing or sitting far enough away from a public bus stop as to make it appear as though you are not actually waiting for it when in actuality you are but are too embarrassed for people to realize this fact.
Why's that dude sitting over there? We all know his broke ass is waiting for the bus and shit. I guess he's not riding the bus? Yeah right!!
by bigrobbo September 19, 2009
Get the Not Riding the Bus? mug.Bulgarian lip reading is the art of moving your lips as quickly as possible as if speaking Bulgarian while your mouth is connected to your wife's vagina! I.E licking out the old puuuuuusssssy!!
Husband :- Darling shall we partake in a little Bulgarian lip reading?
Wife :- yes darling
Husband :- spread them wide then my dear!
Wife :- yes darling
Husband :- spread them wide then my dear!
by The clit tickler October 18, 2013
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When a dwarf is standing giving you oral relief and you grab hold of their pretty, blonde pigtails and ride them hard. Not dissimilar to riding a vespa scooter, except with dwarf teeth clamped on your parts.
by McGoohan March 21, 2005
Get the riding the vespa mug.When a chick sits on your lap, crushing your nuts, while you roll 6 deep in a buick for an hour smoking pot.
by Johnald November 15, 2005
Get the sack riding mug.Riding in the trunk of a car. Usually happens when the car with not enough seats for all your friends.
"Wait, I thought there were 7 of you, Joe's car only holds 5."
"Yeah, Steve and I were riding Mexican."
"Yeah, Steve and I were riding Mexican."
by el coche December 11, 2007
Get the riding Mexican mug.by jj November 18, 2004
Get the stop reading garbage mug.Bhagwant: Yo blud i heard Rinkesh is riding Bindoo's mum's majj!
Dhoola: No way yaar! He is Riding the Majj?
Bhagwant: Sach gal hai
Dhoola: Oh does ur majj want to dance?
Bhagwant: Nahhhi kendhi sang lagdi
Dhoola: Je naal nachenga tu, meh saari raath nachdi rahoo!
Dhoola: No way yaar! He is Riding the Majj?
Bhagwant: Sach gal hai
Dhoola: Oh does ur majj want to dance?
Bhagwant: Nahhhi kendhi sang lagdi
Dhoola: Je naal nachenga tu, meh saari raath nachdi rahoo!
by Gurbashk September 30, 2008
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