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puff boat racing

the sport of racing sailboats, often practiced by pretentious tossers from Ivy Leagues and private schools. A dull activity involving drifting around small lakes whilst barking like a pirate at other boats.
Casper's late for lunch again, he must be stuck on the pond puff boat racing again.
by trotter April 24, 2017
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Daddy’s Wallet Racing

When you have a fast car or modified car that you like to race and talk trash, but no job or way to pay for it so your parents pay for all your modifications.
Man, Mike’s car is pretty fast!

Yeah, but he’s DWR, he’s daddy’s wallet racing!
by BlackBeau June 13, 2019
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Pulling a Rapinoe

Pulling a Rapinoe is when a critical shot in a sports game or an important moment in life, is completely shanked thereby completely letting down the entire team and/or your family/ country. Usually done after you have been offering up hot takes nobody asked you for about things you have no idea about or any business poking your nose into. Pulling a Rapinoe is typically extremely devastating to the person performing it while equally and extremely satisfying to those watching it happen.
Gosh, I can't believe she was on a breakaway and missed that shot on an empty net. Man, talk about pulling a Rapinoe.
by Boost_Abuse August 15, 2023
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by XDistortedEntity666X January 29, 2023
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Roping

Tying a rope around a penis and pulling until it falls off. Then place penis on your forehead like a unicorn, and insert into a small woodland creature's butt-hole.
I tried roping lastnight, it didn't work out too well.
by kuge wang March 13, 2011
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Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing

The second greatest game ever (first being Shaq-Fu)
by ROA January 20, 2004
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The Raging One-eyed Chicken Monster

When a man ejaculates into his partner's right nostrill at a 45 degree angle and then proceeds to punch them in the rib 4 and 1/2 times causing their partner to scream, In which the man seizes the oppurtunity to shove his one eyed chicken monster (a.k.a. his penis) down their throat, therefore blocking their air passage causing the exixting semen in the nostril to travel up and spew out of the person's eye.
Johnny Applebee wants to spice up his sex life with his girlfriend Sally-Mae Dinkerdoodle by performing The Raging One-eyed Chicken Monster to which she responds "Golly gee Johnny do you think my nostrils can hold your massive load?"
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