pumpkin

the shittiest most shitty shitter out there, pumpkins are (lowkey funny) bullies who will fuck your dog and leave you heartbroken

person a: ew is that pumpkin? such a bitch
person b: i would never want to be friends with a pumpkin

by Alexoncearmy December 27, 2022

Pumpkin Protector

Someone who got cheated on/someone who is loyal.
Comes from the saying “cheater cheater pumpkin eater”. Someone who doesn’t “eat the pumpkin” (the cheater) is the protector.

After getting cheated on, she became a pumpkin protector, and vowed to never be a cheater.

by xoxojordn December 1, 2022

Pumpkin Blumkin

The act of using a pumpkin as a flesh light while on the shitter

"my girlfriend had to leave to munt, So i had to hit a Pumpkin Blumkin."

by beau4621 April 24, 2025

john pumpkin

A person that is really bad, stupid or beta

That knigger is a John pumpkin

by Will F24 December 11, 2018

Pumpkin pie

Someone who is a cutie, sweet, or simply is good person

Awww he’s so pumpkin pie

by Maddog_12 November 14, 2023

Pumpkin Bomb

An Orange Grenade with Green Accents to resemble a pumpkin. The Main Projectiles of The Green Goblin & Bully Maguire in Films & YTP's.

My Face got deformed by a fucking Pumpkin Bomb! - Harry Osborn

by MDawg1491 September 10, 2023

Pumpkin

Darling, someone you love

Hello pumpkin

Pumpkin was created by Sam

by Samisright March 27, 2022