When you cum in a girls eye and simultaneously kick her in the shin so shes limping, covering her eye and saying "Arrrrgh!"
by missusmactavish July 31, 2011
Get the Sneaky Piratemug. (n) a sexual position whereby the male partner kneels on all fours whilst the receiving partner (male or female) grasps onto the other's neck and body using their arms and legs whilst underneath. The partner 'on top' begins to gently rock, swaying the partner underneath similar to the fairground childrens' ride.
Pete: Hey, how was that date last night with lizzy?
Andy: Oh yeah, was good thanks. Things started hotting up back at mine and she suggested we try the pirate boat, it was bad ass.
Pete: Yeahh, you go carnival on that bitch motherfucker!
Andy: Oh yeah, was good thanks. Things started hotting up back at mine and she suggested we try the pirate boat, it was bad ass.
Pete: Yeahh, you go carnival on that bitch motherfucker!
by The Russian Roller December 31, 2009
Get the Pirate Boatmug. I caught Johnny the notorious ear pirate trying to Earjack our conversation, his Pirate mitten gave him away.
by Bocajo September 28, 2006
Get the Pirate Mittenmug. A fictional group of hot, scantally clad women whose job would be to extract semen from men that wouldn't give it up in a world that was female dominated with the idea that women didn't need men.
by Robert Eh May 14, 2005
Get the Jizz Piratesmug. by anomolieee September 25, 2007
Get the pirate shortsmug. by pyroburns August 14, 2008
Get the Pirate hugmug. a pirate that is skilled in the arts of ninjary, they can pilfer and slice at the same time. They are terribly sneaking. They have no equals.
by sweet serenity December 7, 2007
Get the ninja piratemug.