Parental tourette's

During a phonecall, or even a face to face conversation, a parent will randomly blurt out remonstrations to children in the background without warning or explanation.
It's easier to think of these as a disability affecting the group of people known as parents.
It afflicts men and women equally.

"...and I was telling Cindy that there was no way she would find a dress in that size but would she PUT YOUR BROTHER DOWN RIGHT NOW!! He's not a toy.
I'm so sorry about my parental tourette's there. Where was I? Right, so Cindy is a size 8 and..."

by Stogi March 8, 2021

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One-parent

When one parent doesn't allow the other parent to have a say in decision-making or discipline of a child.

I tried to punish him but you cut me off so I'm going to let you one-parent his discipline for biting Todd.

by Weapon H April 21, 2021

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Parents

The pain, death,
Sadness, depression, and anxiety bringer after you gay a 78 in math class

“My parents beat me because I got an A not an A+

by Acethewolf77 gd April 25, 2021

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I dropped it parent

1. The actual mother or father of a child, who can't afford or does not want the responsibility of raising the child, so he or she drops the child off at a random place to be raised by a random person or group of people.

2. The opposite of an adoptive parent.

After my baby's daddy left me, I had no choice but to become an I dropped it parent.

by Arnie Grape May 5, 2021

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parent-jacking

When an annoying parent (mommy or daddy) tries to direct any conversation or activity into themselves as a parent, or of their children when it has nothing to do with the activity.

An example of parent-jacking
"Oh by the way, I just watched this hilarious new show on TV the other day"
"Oh, my Timmy is so cute when he watches TV. He always laughs and smiles at everything!"

by techyartsyman52 June 11, 2021

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