Holy crap is that unpleasant!
Iam "Oof! This node pain is actually quite unpleasant..."
Hym "Quit being a baby! It's fine."
Iam "It... Uh... It doesn't feel fine..."
Hym "No pain no gain!"
Iam "Oof! This node pain is actually quite unpleasant..."
Hym "Quit being a baby! It's fine."
Iam "It... Uh... It doesn't feel fine..."
Hym "No pain no gain!"
Iam "I don't think that applies to steadily increasing lymph node pain..."
Hym "Well... There's nothing we can do about it. We can't afford to go to the hospital. It's $100 at the door. We're going to need an MRI. That's another $250. Then we have to pay for pills. That's another $70. That's going to take at least 4 straight days of working until 3 in the morning. And that's assuming they don't run the test and need a subsequent test. They are probably going to want to biopsy to make sure it's not cancer. We have to pay $25 day just to go out and work and to eat is going to cost maybe $50 for the week if we shop at the dollar store. So we are looking at at least a week straight of working double shifts where we end up staying out till noon."
Iam "Yeesh... This doesn't look good. Even if we got a real job it would take at least 2 weeks to get paid and it's doubtful it would even grant me a full paycheck. So, that route would take us at least a month to even get it looked at. The first is coming up too.... Shit this is wild. We are actually going to die..."
Hym "Yep... A slow painful death at the hands of the horde. And our faithful audience is going to get a front row seat. Death by deprivation."
Iam "Ouch... Hope it doesn't hurt too bad... Well, more than it already does..."
Hym "Yes, well, hopefully we go in our sleep."
Iam 😔 "Yeah... Alright. I'm going to bed."
Hym "Try not to die!"
Iam "Not helpful..."
Hym "Well... There's nothing we can do about it. We can't afford to go to the hospital. It's $100 at the door. We're going to need an MRI. That's another $250. Then we have to pay for pills. That's another $70. That's going to take at least 4 straight days of working until 3 in the morning. And that's assuming they don't run the test and need a subsequent test. They are probably going to want to biopsy to make sure it's not cancer. We have to pay $25 day just to go out and work and to eat is going to cost maybe $50 for the week if we shop at the dollar store. So we are looking at at least a week straight of working double shifts where we end up staying out till noon."
Iam "Yeesh... This doesn't look good. Even if we got a real job it would take at least 2 weeks to get paid and it's doubtful it would even grant me a full paycheck. So, that route would take us at least a month to even get it looked at. The first is coming up too.... Shit this is wild. We are actually going to die..."
Hym "Yep... A slow painful death at the hands of the horde. And our faithful audience is going to get a front row seat. Death by deprivation."
Iam "Ouch... Hope it doesn't hurt too bad... Well, more than it already does..."
Hym "Yes, well, hopefully we go in our sleep."
Iam 😔 "Yeah... Alright. I'm going to bed."
Hym "Try not to die!"
Iam "Not helpful..."
by Hym Iam July 30, 2022
Get the Painmug. An awful Mario Maker level that will make any streamer cry and destroy the ears of the audience. No streamer will ever beat this. Why Supcon did you create this?
Streamer: Okay so the next level is from Just for Lawls and Trolls....
Streamer: Okay it's called Hotel Regret and Pain.
Streamer: OH GOD THIS LEVEL IS HORRIBLE GET ME OUT OF HERE
Streamer: Okay it's called Hotel Regret and Pain.
Streamer: OH GOD THIS LEVEL IS HORRIBLE GET ME OUT OF HERE
by Eiymab Hitch May 28, 2020
Get the Hotel Regret and Painmug. When your nuts hurt, its very painful
Guy 1: my nuts hurt
Guy 2: Im sorry man, why
Guy 1: I witnessed another guy get hit in the nuts
Guy 2:oh yeah Im feeling it now
Guy 1: my nuts hurt
Guy 2: Im sorry man, why
Guy 1: I witnessed another guy get hit in the nuts
Guy 2:oh yeah Im feeling it now
by HLick April 11, 2022
Get the Telepathic nut painmug. Marine Detachment (MARDET) Fort Leonard Wood, MO (FLW) Basic Military Police Schoolhouse U.S. Marine Corps Military Police Instruction Company (MPIC) DoD Interservice Non-Lethal Individual Weapons Instructors Course (INIWIC). Another name for INIWIC. INIWIC is the private school the Marine Corps operates out of FLW, since the program was founded in 1996 at MARDET Fort McClellan until their move to Fort Leonard Wood in 1999. The difference between Level 1 and 2 certifications is that you have to be exposed to OC spray and be tased to graduate with a Level 2 certification as an "instructor". The Legendary Level 3 or Instructor-Trainer certification is only available while you're at the FLW MP Schoolhouse ONLY at the chief instructor or Officer-in-Charge's discretion. Once you return to the fleet or operating force, you're only considered an instructor.
Marine Detachment (MARDET) Fort Leonard Wood, MO (FLW) Basic Military Police Schoolhouse U.S. Marine Corps Military Police Instruction Company (MPIC) DoD Interservice Non-Lethal Individual Weapons Instructors Course (INIWIC). Another name for INIWIC. INIWIC is the private school the Marine Corps operates out of FLW, since the program was founded in 1996 at MARDET Fort McClellan until their move to Fort Leonard Wood in 1999. The difference between Level 1 and 2 certifications is that you have to be exposed to OC spray and be tased to graduate with a Level 2 certification as an "instructor". The Legendary Level 3 or Instructor-Trainer certification is only available while you're at the FLW MP Schoolhouse ONLY at the chief instructor or Officer-in-Charge's discretion. Once you return to the fleet or operating force, you're only considered an instructor. Nicknamed the House of Pain due to the notorious torture of being pepper-sprayed and tasered with a Taser X2 to graduate with Level 2 certification. The current chief instructor is GySgt. Shane Sheaffer.
by kinghiroichi1 April 25, 2025
Get the House of Painmug. by Asilomarbeach August 25, 2019
Get the shrieking painmug. Waking up with "It's Been A While" stuck in her head, Sarah experienced staind-pain for the first time since 2001.
NOTE: Not to be confused with stain-pain, the remorse one feels upon soiling another's linens with bodily excretions.
NOTE: Not to be confused with stain-pain, the remorse one feels upon soiling another's linens with bodily excretions.
by blowfishcrabs January 23, 2018
Get the staind-painmug. Spicy fecal water. Watery fecal matter that is excreted when you have nothing left to shit out, usually after a binge of hot/spicy food.
Dude I ate a whole bag of Takis last night and I'm regretting it, I already shit 3x today and the 3rd one was straight pain sauce.
by DrPepperKing2300 May 24, 2022
Get the Pain saucemug.