(n.) a text so risky that the sender sends it as they are falling asleep, so they can avoid the feeling of regret that immediately follows.
The text can be so exceedingly treacherous that it will frighten away bed bugs and other night critters.
The text can be so exceedingly treacherous that it will frighten away bed bugs and other night critters.
by nolandc September 12, 2019
Bug eyes mcgee
by Harry Potter fan same person December 31, 2021
A white guy who has a strange fixation with Indian Chicks (because Indian chicks often look like bed bugs).
"Josh hasn't been the same these past few weeks."
"Oh he just started dating this Indian chick... I think he contracted bed bug fever."
"Oh he just started dating this Indian chick... I think he contracted bed bug fever."
by Swaggy Pea October 24, 2020
by Jaimey September 01, 2005
A command a person may make of another person who is tripping on drugs to get them to then take a long drag of a joint.
Person1: SPIDERS!
Person2: Nug if you bug!
Person1: -sucks down an inch of a joint and continutes to trip-
Person2: Nug if you bug!
Person1: -sucks down an inch of a joint and continutes to trip-
by Old Swampy August 18, 2011
What a mullingar traveller/pikey says when he/she is attempting to "borrow" a cigerette of another person.
by jeff Dalty May 08, 2007
Stanky Dirt Bug is slang from the "Dirty South". Its derived from stanky, to stink. If someone is a "Stanky dirt bug", they probably smell like poo poo.
by the one thay call stanky.... July 11, 2011