while you are masturbating a fellow male shoves a frozen sausage up your ass and shoves his dick in your mouth and cums all over your face.
I was jacking off in the bathroom at daves party and mickey came in and gave me a german dick rape the fuckin asshole
by DaveMickeyMcGermansonLickButt October 16, 2010
by K-D-O-double G July 10, 2006
Stretching the balls to the end of the shaft so it resembles a german army tank, preferably a Panzer.
by matt connelly January 25, 2006
by Datcooldude420 November 20, 2016
german hacker man is 70 years of age. he grew up in a small town in germany, at the age of 26 he fled to the US. he lived in massachusetts for 10 years but moved to an island in the sea. at 45 he began to hack people and make them speak german! soon after he got arrested at 56 and his lovely mommy luckily bailed him out. he still lives today…hacking innocent lives.
by iwannacryanddie April 13, 2022
A sexual activity in which one prepares by swallowing hair or other fibers. The next day, when they exit the body, the stool is linked together as if it were a sausage roll.
by Th_232 February 26, 2020
The perfect woman, so dirty that she makes conversations the day after sex both uncomfortable and uncertain. You may feel as if you may need to find faith, go to confession or possibly cleanse yourself with some cathartic experience. But she will love you fiercely an like none other. If you ever find a dirty German girl that loves you - never let her go!
Kristin is such a dirty German girl. She straddled my face and made me lick her everywhere.... ass included.... and continued to ride until I almost passed out from being suffocated from cumming on my face. mein unendlich dreckiges deutsches Mädchen!
by Obsessedwithmypetitegermangirl July 24, 2018