James: A customer was disturbing the peace in my shop today, I then phoned the police without even a warning.
Scott: You are must be a no bullshit guy
Scott: You are must be a no bullshit guy
by Shaman3 January 1, 2023
Get the No Bullshit Guymug. Dude I have been reviewing the backlog recently. It seems we must circle back and touch base with a session of planning poker so we can better redistribute the story point estimates of our latest feature, im not just doing bullshit I swear.
by Pretend Coder July 29, 2025
Get the Bullshitmug. Reference to some neurological study or brain imaging study or MRI study or 'the brain points light up here' study which has value implications about something super complex, but is used by a speaker to baffle their audience, claim expertise, and make a point that can't be refuted (unless the audience is neuroscientists).
Look at that speaker putting all that Neuro-Bullshit on the presentation screen at the start of their lecture in order to convince us that what they're saying about how people behave is right. They're not a neuroscientists and neither are we, why are they showing us brain photos?!
by Human Peacocking March 5, 2024
Get the Neuro-Bullshitmug. A stunt pulled by a person who continually arranges to participate in group activities but bails out at the last minute, often without any forewarning or reasonable explanation.
Example : Person A says,"I have to work." Person B replies," But we planned this trip three months ago! You said that yo would ask off; you didn't, did you?" Person A,"No." Person B," You're pulling some of that Across the Bay Bullshit on us, fucker!"
by Kraduh September 5, 2016
Get the Across the Bay Bullshitmug. Jeff: Mrs Weller gave us 7 pages of homework for one night it’s complete bullshit! Dom: god that’s bullshit
by Sir Douche IV March 22, 2020
Get the Bullshitmug. When one is aggressive and defensive for no apparent reason and expresses these feelings like a small child. These feelings may be expressed through articulate yet confounding phrases that when listened to are often disorienting and slightly uncomfortable. Salty-Bullshit may be practiced against all of the following groups of individuals: loved ones, coworkers, one's boss, friends, and strangers. Salty-Bullshit is unpredictable by nature and may occur without a moment's notice. Beware.
Guy1: I really like your shirt
Guy2: Do you like my shirt because it's cooler than your shirt or because you hate everything about yourself. How does that make you feel?
Guy1: I mean, I guess it makes me feel bad.
Guy2: Yeah, you should feel bad - you’re stupid - and no one likes you.
Guy1: Damn dude, you really need to cool it with all the Salty Bullshit today.
Guy2: Do you like my shirt because it's cooler than your shirt or because you hate everything about yourself. How does that make you feel?
Guy1: I mean, I guess it makes me feel bad.
Guy2: Yeah, you should feel bad - you’re stupid - and no one likes you.
Guy1: Damn dude, you really need to cool it with all the Salty Bullshit today.
by Chiefer Sutherland May 27, 2017
Get the Salty Bullshitmug. by Cyclopz420 October 28, 2019
Get the bullshittingmug.