November 29th

National tell someone your friend likes them

Person A: Hey Jayden likes you.
Person B: Oh wow! I like her too.
Person B: I know you like me. Wanna go out?
Jayden: how
Person B: it’s November 29th
Jayden: B, no one listens to those things
Person A: none of us are real
Jayden: it’s been eight months since the accident

by Peepeepoopoo god November 13, 2019

November 20

National throw your short friends into a industrial grinder day

November 20
Me: Say your goodbyes..
Short friend: Wait wha-AHHHHHH

by EveryonesLeastFavoritePerson November 19, 2019

November 7

National be a hoe day

Alice: Hey its November 7th
Maria: Great its national be a hoe day

by Galaxy280 November 21, 2019

November 23rd

National nothing day. Sit around all day and do absolutely nothing for the whole day.

Reed : “I don’t want to do anything today”
Emma : “is it November 23rd ?”

by MiniMint November 22, 2019

november

the month for the gods. the month for the boomers to shine. but of course leave it to the 4'11 middle school white boys to fail on the first day

sam:wait dude its november first
daniel:its our time to shine man
jacob:i already failed

by givemehead5 November 22, 2019

November 4

This is the day when a sweet, pretty person was born. Farley smart and super crazy!

Hey, did you know I was born on November 4?
Oh right, because you’re so sweet and all that.

by lol.omg December 5, 2019

November 23

is the day where you ask out your crush and they have to say yes.

“bro on November 23, you have to ask out your crush. they can’t say no!”

by c00chie man November 22, 2020