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Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Never Utilized His Tongue Maliciously Or Utilized His Left Vermillion Border
Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Never Utilized His Tongue Maliciously Or Utilized His Left Vermillion Border
by ExeeloguiexE April 14, 2025
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never laid a hand on me

A "total-opposite-meanings possibilities" statement --- i.e., one dat can either be a complIMENT or a complAINT, depending on da status of da referred-to person.
If you're under investigation for possibly being physically abusive and/or inappropriate, then having someone say, "He never laid a hand on me" can be a welcome statement, indeed, since it indicates dat you did nothing wrong. However, if you're a masseuse who's accused of non-performance of services, then you might very decidedly NOT want someone to claim dat you were "standoffish wif yer fingers", since in dat case you were **supposed** to "get all touchy-feely" wif your client's warm sumptuous flesh!
by QuacksO March 5, 2023
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When you have tried or experimented a relationship with the same sex in a sexual/physical/emotional way. However, through not fault of their or your own, decided to stay with the opposite sex for such activities and relationships. When it just “didn’t stick”, despite all efforts.
You’re beautiful, but don’t take that the wrong way. I’m not gay. I dabbled in the minors, never went pro.
by wbonaventura December 30, 2022
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Cord-nevers

One who is not, and would not countenance being, attached by cord to any electronic device. Strictly wireless as a matter of principle.
Cord-nevers look down on cord-cutters, who look down on landliners, who look down on TV-setters, who look down on AOL-addressees like me.
by Mariah Lifer April 23, 2018
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.....You.....Will......Never......Smack.....No.....Tacks......You......
.....You.....Will......Never......Smack.....No.....Tacks......You......
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025
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You were never anything

Nope. You didn't win anything. You didn't DO anything. You are interpreting my behavior as though you're some kind of genius whisperer but you're just an idiot who is desperate to stay proximal to power.
Hym "You were never anything to begin with. I don't know what you thought this was but there is no version of this that results in you keeping anything you got from being associated with me."
by Hym Iam December 14, 2025
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