I don't need a present

Something your friend tells you when they don't want a present but, you are gonna get them one anyway.

John: What do you want for Christmas
Tiffany: I don't need a present
John: ok I will get you one anyway.

by cookiejack December 19, 2020

The Fastest Joke Ever Drawn Out Altogether Is Needing Cocaine To Stabilize Your Own Sensuality

The Fastest Joke Ever Drawn Out Altogether Is Needing Cocaine To Stabilize Your Own Sensuality

The Fastest Joke Ever Drawn Out Altogether Is Needing Cocaine To Stabilize Your Own Sensuality

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

need any?

Typical drug dealer slang for "do you need any weed?"

Yo you need any?
Nah I just picked up some bud earlier.

by Toaster Doodle November 03, 2015

Need everything in sex at 0.30

0.30 meaning I need everything and dirty in sex.... I cover all the holes .... It's passionate and pervertive deepthroat,anal,vaginal swallow,hair pulling, hickies, voyuer,outdoor,wild

Need everything in sex at 0.30 is my boyfriend demands everyday

by I am a kangaroo May 19, 2025

i need to touch grass

when someone is thinking a bit too much about someone/things they want to do with someone so they need to take a breather

steve: are you ok?
charlie: yeah i need to touch grass

by the answers you need April 08, 2023

Tbh u Csn keep everything else I just need the words love addict

Tbh u Csn keep everything else I just need the words love addict

Tbh u Csn keep everything else I just need the words love addict

by February 04, 2022

a friend in need is a friend indeed

A person is genuinely dependable if they provide assistance during a trying time.

A truly dependable person proves themself to be a friend in need is a friend indeed, by always offering help during difficult times

by Arminkshipper July 04, 2024