angus mcdonald

Angus McDonald, says 'ting' a lot and sucks at kangaroo culling extended responses. He is great at sport and water skiing. Works too much and spends the equivalent on money. Often forgets to add a thermometer to Chemistry methods. He is very cool to touch.

Ferreria: "If you want a good laugh look at this method."
"Oh is that Angus McDonald's?"

by oneearringgang April 4, 2019

McDonalds tablets

Those disgusting greasy tablets in McDonalds running an android version from the Stone Age that are always broken and have crap games on them

The McDonalds tablets are broken again

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing August 22, 2025

McDonald's Wednesday

The act of going to McDonald's on a Wednesday (or optional moving Wednesday to be on a day you go to McDonald's).

"When I go to McDonald's on a Wednesday it's McDonald's Wednesday."

by The only gamer November 17, 2023

McDonald's relationship

Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!,

Jay: Yo, this chick I met in Target like gave me her number and I like called her and applied pressure for her to let me hit dat and she like came over and hit me in the eye with her dick. I then realized she was actually a dude.

Jermayne: Jay, my man,you got to stop havin' dose friggin' McDonald's relationship wit dees hoes, and git dose fuckin' Mickey D fries out ya mouf when you be talkin' to me!

Jay: I think I'm a gonna marry him... at least when my black eye goes away.

Jermayne: I am SMHing my head at you right now dawg.

by Dr.FartScientist October 4, 2020

24 Hour McDonald's

a neighborhood gathering place, not necessarily a fast food restaurant, that as the name suggests, is open 24/7, and where seedy activities, and adventures related to said activities, may, or are perceived to, take place.

the nearest 24 Hour McDonald's to where I live is actually, pardon the pun, a real McDonald's restaurant as well, located the corner of Mackay and St Catherine avenues in downtown Montreal, Canada

by Sexydimma December 19, 2016

McDonald's Raise

Receiving the least satisfying or bare minimum version of something you wanted, like asking for a raise at McDonald's and only getting ten cents.

Me: So did you get those clothes you wanted for Christmas?
Friend: Nope, I just got socks.
Me: Oh so your mom just gave you a McDonald's Raise?
Friend: Pretty much.

by PinkieInTheStinky January 17, 2022

Young McDonald

Attention citizen, you have stumbled upon forbidden knowledge. Only government officials with area 51 clearance passes are allowed to know the existence of Young McDonald, Cardi A, Pre-Malone, Kanye-East, Kanye-North, Kanye-South, Kanye-Weast, and other mysterious entities. By the time you exit this page, all memories of thee forbidden figures will be erased.

There is no Young McDonald in Ba Sing Se.

by udontknowmeidontknowu February 12, 2021