"Hey, don't give me a hicky where people can see "
"All good, I will just leave a few business marks"
"All good, I will just leave a few business marks"
by Octolad June 24, 2021
The biggest badass in the Saw film series. What exactly makes him so, well then… here’s some examples…
Saw 4: After Rigg fails his test, Hoffman coldly looks at Rigg and says “Game over,” then walks away like nothing is wrong.
Saw 5: At the end of the film, he outsmarts Strahm in the end after Strahm actually beat an unwinnable trap.
Saw 6: Hoffman gets backed into a corner by Perez and Erickson, only to quickly react and wipe them both out. Then, despite being left in an unwinnable trap by Jill, dude STILL found a way to beat it in 1 minute… like a boss.
Saw 7: Despite being in so much pain, dude calmly carries himself, supplies, and the trap with him to a hideout where he calmly stitches his cheek back together with a fish hook… one-handed. Then while healing, he puts together several games to use as distractions and also hacks the IA’s computers to track them. He proceeds to hide in a body bag after a bomb distraction to sneak into the precinct, then eliminates EVERYONE in his way and also takes out Gibson and all the others outside the precinct with security traps. In the end, he gets revenge on Jill for trying to kill him, earning him his second “Game over.” To top it off, even when Dr. Gordon got him, it took THREE people to get him, and he still almost fought them off.
Need I say any more? I hope not. Go watch Saws 4-7 and you’ll see exactly why Hoffman is such a badass.
Saw 4: After Rigg fails his test, Hoffman coldly looks at Rigg and says “Game over,” then walks away like nothing is wrong.
Saw 5: At the end of the film, he outsmarts Strahm in the end after Strahm actually beat an unwinnable trap.
Saw 6: Hoffman gets backed into a corner by Perez and Erickson, only to quickly react and wipe them both out. Then, despite being left in an unwinnable trap by Jill, dude STILL found a way to beat it in 1 minute… like a boss.
Saw 7: Despite being in so much pain, dude calmly carries himself, supplies, and the trap with him to a hideout where he calmly stitches his cheek back together with a fish hook… one-handed. Then while healing, he puts together several games to use as distractions and also hacks the IA’s computers to track them. He proceeds to hide in a body bag after a bomb distraction to sneak into the precinct, then eliminates EVERYONE in his way and also takes out Gibson and all the others outside the precinct with security traps. In the end, he gets revenge on Jill for trying to kill him, earning him his second “Game over.” To top it off, even when Dr. Gordon got him, it took THREE people to get him, and he still almost fought them off.
Need I say any more? I hope not. Go watch Saws 4-7 and you’ll see exactly why Hoffman is such a badass.
Mark Hoffman was also in Saw 3, but not given much time. He ultimate returned in Saw X as well. Here’s to hoping he is in the next Saw film to be even more of a badass!
by Darkness Prime October 02, 2023
by Mgsmike March 04, 2019
World's best uncle that also took down scammers in India by infiltrating their offices just to put cockroches and rats inside, then hacking into the security cameras to get their reactions.
'Mark Rober built a jelly pool and took down a multi-millionare buisness idea for a few days. Amazing uncle!'
by MistaFAST June 07, 2022
Mark burrows is a beastly man that mucks about saughton skatepark looking for wee boys to get in his van and rape
Mark burrows raped me
by 1472926492 May 06, 2019
by FalGPT May 17, 2023
To drive very quickly between the New Zealand cities of Palmerston North and Wellington. Named after high-profile murderer Mark Lundy who had a small time window to drive from Wellington to PN, murder his family and reurn to Welllington to create an alibi.
Although it takes almost two hours to travel between the two locations, a fast driver can do it much quicker.
Although it takes almost two hours to travel between the two locations, a fast driver can do it much quicker.
by kiwiones August 07, 2009