Mad jacker

A person who jacks off

That dude is a mad jacker.

by Gotaday May 29, 2017

Mad Horn

an over horny person, only thinks about hookin up, sucking cock and bucking.

Dude that girl over there is Mad Horn

by Neezy aka noel January 22, 2009

mad loot

tons of money

yo he got mad loot playing ball

by acipp July 3, 2014

Mad Schafer

Fucking a girl and feeding her tacos at the same time. To perform a true Mad Schafer, one must also shout "Bitch, do you know why they call me Mad Schafer?" Regardless of what she responds, one must then say "BECAUSE I'M MAD!" and then proceed to force feed her more tacos.

-Variations-

The reverse Schafer: Feeding a girl tacos while fucking her from behind.

The lazy Schafer: Having a girl ride you while you feed her tacos.

The dirty Schafer: Basically the same thing as the Dirty Sanchez, except with tacos.

Dude I wanna fuck so bad, but i also want tacos" "Dude just Mad Schafer dat ass

by DontRentFromRedBox April 22, 2011

sodomy mad

When you are so mad that you want to sodomize yourself with an inanimate object, like a TV remote.

"My brother was so mad that mom cancelled his World of Warcraft account that he tried to sodomize himself with the TV remote.
He skipped sad and angry and went straight to sodomy mad."

by jared8b23 February 20, 2014

counter-mad

When someone gets upset with you for getting upset at them.

After much thought, I let him know I was upset, and he just got counter-mad at me and put the phone down.

by momonerd May 14, 2020

hoes be mad

the beauty community. this phrase just summarizes the entire beauty community

list of gurus that help support this definition of hoes be mad
james charles, jeffree star, gabriel zamora, ect.

by idkhbtfm165 May 19, 2019