Myspace

1. A place where people can't fit in the real world. So they fit in the virtual world.

2. A place where they don't have 1 good friend. But they have 6,325 good friends.

3. A place where you can find unwanted rapists only to seek out you and your body. Not your personality.

4. A place where fat chicks only use special angles to make themselves look skinner.

5. A place to find the craved popularity you cannot find at school/job/neighborhood/in real life.

6. A place where you suicide if your threatened by your "one and only love"

7. A place where its almost fiction enough to not be real.

"Are you Daphne from myspace?"

"Yes I am."

"Why is your updated pic so..not you?"

"Photoshop"

"...."

by akatsuki2132 October 15, 2008

myspace

A place where 40 year old guys make their myspace name "sk8rboy125" or "hornysexychick00" and try to get kids to come to there house.

40 year old guy: "Hey dude I got a 14 year old girl to come to my house because i put my profile picture as a buff teenage boy!"

Other 40 year old guy: "Cool, I got another 13 year old boy yesterday because i made my profile name 'smokinhotgirl' and put a picture of a teenage girl in a bikini."

TEACH YOUR KIDS NOT TO GO TO MYSPACE!

by duh13 July 6, 2009

Myspace

The largest gathering of sex offenders on the internet.

"I was thinking of getting a myspace account. Good idea?"

"No way. You're going to get stalked by every sex offender out there."

by FlareKitsune December 8, 2009

myspace whore

A myspace whore is an individual genrally of 'emo' music styling who likes to constantly promote themself, their favorite bands and their sytle(or lack of) through the website Myspace.

A myspace whore genrally will have atleast a few of these characteristics: Black dyed short spikey hair, swept fringes, flesh tunnels, exreamly tight black and or retro clothing, bumper type trainers, mp3players on constantly, likes emo/screamo/hardcore/post hardcore music.

by Bobzillamon December 28, 2005

myspace angel

Picture of a hot girl only due to the extreme angle of the photo taken by the angel only a mother of a fat chick would see as beautiful.
Photographs are usually un-doctored or otherwise shopped.

Dude, that chick from the internet was a total MySpace Angel. Too bad Jabba the Hut ate her.

by psuitable.pseudonym August 15, 2008

myspace

GAYYYYYY!!!! Ego tripping people who go on there just to feel loved. The most pointless site ever. Don't waste your time making one. People look for someone they met in kindergarden and add them as a friend just to seem cool even though they havent talked to them in over 5 years. Or they add people who they haven't ever met but they go to their school, their friend knows them, or they are extremely hot. Not really an age limit. There are 7 year olds who say they are 23! Just so they can make one. And people that arent allowed to have one sneak around for it. They go on at friends houses and when their parents are asleep and clueless!

Myspace is a waste of time!

by smartest teenager ever! June 29, 2006

myspace

A place for emo no life faggots to spill out their tears.

Fred0949's MySpace Blog:

<Fred0949> My mom called me a bitch today, so I slit my wrist.

<jIm4930> oMg CoOl!lllllll!1!!!1

by Demsac July 5, 2007