Minged

An adjective describing a form of intoxication where the member is more than fried, but also in control of their actions.

Aye bruh that gas got me minged as shit. IS THERE CUM IN THAT JAUNT???

by Hammer66 June 2, 2022

Ming ling

Ming king means something excellent,something looking fantastic and sexy

David said to Denise “fuck babe your anus looks so ming ling since you got it bleached at the salon”
Denise said to David “omg your hard cock looks so ming ling when it’s in that cock cage and I’ve got the key “
David said to denise “your feet are so ming ling babe when Ive pissed all over them”

by Martybogroll January 22, 2023

minge hinge

A crucial moment in a relationship in which the future of the relationship (and therefore possible sexual relations) hangs in the balance.

Jake: How's it going with you and Sarah?

Ed: I'm not sure man, I think i've reached the minge hinge.

by trigger_hippy October 18, 2010

Minge

A horrible hairy smelly fishly unwashed for years vagina.

Someone that's called binge but has the qualifications to upgrade to Minge

Aka Minge says he works 80 hours a week for well above minimum wage to make 60k a year in a minimum wage no brain job... But he spends most his time playing games. How is this possible?

WHAT A LYING MINGE!!

by Uknightx June 15, 2021

minge mop

a spong or towel that's used to clean up a messy vagina.

Can you pass me the minge mop, my fanny is moist

by ResRudeBoy February 10, 2025

minge

A car in pristine condition.

you've got a really clean minge.

by bhdrfgh November 16, 2021

Mustard minge

Being from ledbury and having a minge like Coleman's mustard

I thought I'd become a taxi driver bit then got assaulted and now I can only smell mustard, at least I haven't got covid, god bless mustard minge

by Jammy66 August 17, 2021