Jean Legs

What someone would call someone with an absession with wearing jeans on their legs

Yo jean legs what's up

Heyyyyy is that you jean legs?

Come out of the corner jean legs, I promise the bullies are gone

by FartOnMyBalls October 16, 2016

chickie legs

A humans skinny, bony legs so much so they are compared to chicken legs however so much skinnier and bonier than chicken legs are little chick legs.

Damn her mother has some hobster chickie legs!

by WardSmithe November 14, 2016

Polio Legs

The act of binding or tying someones dick to the side of their leg tightly with rope or zip ties and then walking around until they pass out or fall down.

That bitch gave me Polio Legs when she tied my cock up real tight and made me walk to the store. I only made it 2 blocks before I wobbled to the ground. I couldn't feel my dick for a half hour after.

by MajorHole November 18, 2016

dragon legs

Dragon legs are when a male goes pee and two streams of pee come out.

Yo, I just had a dragon legs in the batheroom!

by Angely master May 13, 2017

seizure legs

After you've ran over 5 miles and are standing still with your legs having a seizure.

Look at Johnny over there with his seizure legs.
He ran 10 miles!

by Vectorzip August 21, 2017

Hurty Legs

The genuine medical diagnosis following a 45mins TRX session in the gym.

Jesus Christ I've got a really bad case of Hurty Legs....

by Monkey.Monkey.Monkey September 7, 2017

Bog Legs

A person with abnormally large calves

Person 1: Hey, why are your calves so large?
Person 2: I got the bog legs my dude.

by Michael MACDONALD December 3, 2017