Dick knife

An insult levied at a person with questionable taste in clothing and women, and disregards basic norms on public decency and social hierarchy. SEE: Meat Helmet
(Invented by Kevin Lantz and Doug Forrest)

That dick knife over there just cock blocked me.

Some stupid dick knife hippie just stole MY FUCKING TABLE.

by Il Duce December 23, 2003

bowie knife mistake

A slang expression used to describe a red gash, or womans fanny.

" mate she had a seriously loose bowie knife mistake....."

by jim February 17, 2004

Flying kites

Slang for telling jokes or doing a comedy act.

I'll be performing at the Comedy Studio this Friday night and I'll be flying kites at 9 PM.

by Bobby Bou April 18, 2011

Monkey Knife Fight

Having a beer.

"He man I got an hour to kill, wanna grab a monkey Knife Fight?"

by ChillisWillisMaximus April 23, 2009

Pocket knife

A simple but effective means of describing a male human who is badly endowed with a small, pointy knife-like phallus, however has all sorts of extra useful functions, taking a practical, positive approach to pleasuring a female human despite his size.

"But I can assure you, I wouldn't describe mine as a pocket knife!"

by feral the ksutra April 4, 2009

subtle knife

the subtle knife is used to cut the cheese. cutting the cheese is to crack one off.

'i bet he's looking for the subtle knife'
=
'i bet he's gone for a wank'

by Blacknose January 10, 2005

Knice

This is when a person acts professional with his/her gangster; the person is straight to the point, always addresses people with respect, avoids the hater role.

Nick, while speaking to his boss he dislikes, kept his thoughts knice while with him/her in public.

by Nicholas James Finn June 17, 2006