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Naked computer kid 

A young male who spends his adolescent years sitting in front of his laptop communicating via webcam with underage girls...naked.
*Random Conversations*
"...Yeah and we were like talking using webcam and he was like 'Oh, would it be awkward if I told you I was naked right now..?'"
"Oh! He must have been Naked Computer Kid!"
Related Words

Chicken Nugget Kid 

A child who grows up eating the same food (usually chicken nuggets) virtually every day. Weak-willed parents of a chicken nugget kid will often yield to the child's mundane demands, offering them little to no exposure to variety of different food.

Sadly, a chicken nugget kid will most likely grow up into a picky eater, if no intervention is made.
"I feel sorry, for little Billy in my 2nd grade class. He's a chicken nugget kid, and will probably never end up enjoying going to restaurants, traveling to exotic places, or finding someone who will stand his picky eating habits for long."

Montage Kid 

A kid that records with a Capture Card and goes for clips , and plays only for clips and will complain when they die and call youa "Try Hard" if you kill them. In other words..there a Bitch.
Kraynium defines a Montage Kid. Also he's a big hypocrite.
Montage Kid by KrayniumsGay January 13, 2008

latchkey kid 

A child (usually younger like age 7-13) who comes home (usually from school) to an empty house and is left unsupervised and to fend for themselves until someone older comes home to watch over them. This is usually done for 2-4 hours. This name/phrase originates from the latchkey of a door because the child is often given the responsibility/privilege/burden of carrying a key to the house around with them (even in school). The key is typically worn around the neck or kept in a hidden area of the book bag but is also sometimes hidden under a door mat of the house, or in some other hidden location near the door.

See also: child neglect
Every day little Stephen has to come home to an empty house and raise himself from 3-6. He bears the burden of being a Latchkey Kid.
latchkey kid by Home Alone for Realz September 3, 2009
when a completely loser kid thinks hes cool and tough yelling out the window of a bus, but cant defend himself once he gets off and acts like he didnt say anything.
Mahebawlz was being a fucking bus kid again yesterday. Jesus i hate that kid.
Bus Kid by WoW Robiee August 1, 2007

Indoor Kid 

Someone that enjoys doing things indoors, including video games, using the computer, or just watching TV. People usually think indoor kids are awkward or anti-social or out of shape but that in fact is not true. Indoor kids enjoy hanging out with others just indoors. Usually indoor kids start being indoor kids from a very young age.
A: Hey, man wanna go rock climbing?
B: Nah, lets play call of duty instead. You know im an indoor kid.
Indoor Kid by OriginalFuzz August 12, 2011