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Jonas

Jonas is a fat ass, he is the fattest human alive.
your mama is so fat she is like Jonas, forstår du?
by Jonas12345 February 9, 2022
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Jonas

Absolute weeb. Says he isn't but fucking loves JoJo. Kirari stan.
Nobody: ...
Jonas: My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
by Kaede Stan November 14, 2020
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Jonas

Person 1: Ugh your such a Jonas
Person 2: (commits suicide)
Person 1: (does the silly fortnight dance)
by SeaTurtle12354 January 22, 2023
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josuah jonas

Josuah jonas is a simp and a cheaters when it comes to cart games
Merle : money please

Josuah jonas : here you go tale me money
by Lichtbus April 12, 2020
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jonas larsen

Jonas Larsen is the gang leader of all gang squads in Fetsund. He usually walks with his bitches hanging around his mini cock. Jonas is not someone to fuck with, he will send his dawgs on you that will fuck you up.
Person: You look like a faggot
Jonas Larsen: *snaps* attack.
by Jonas Larsen's Slave March 15, 2017
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jona

The most beautiful and intelligent girl to ever exist…makes every person fall in love with her pure soul.You can’t upgrade after her!
damn she’s such a jona
by Lllllhehe November 22, 2021
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jonas hygen bjorvig

The most beautiful blonde blue eyed Norwegian man. His cock is giant, but un circumcised. He loves soccer and is super good. He has monkey feet and are wider than long. Jonas is big and strong very masculine and we love jonas.
I wish my penis was bigger: call jonas jonas hygen bjorvig he can be your substitue
by Green tea22 July 7, 2022
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