Jona

The greatest Person you‘ll ever know.

brutally intelligent, incomprehensible funny, creative and talented with the most
striking voice you‘ll ever hear.

„Is that the King?“ - „No that‘s Jona“
„Is that even a Person?“ - „No that’s Jona, a different species!“

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Flag

Get the Jona mug.

A-Jonas

When you break-up with someone by text messages instead of confronting them face to face.

hey wheres your Girl-friend. "What Girl-friend I A-Jonased her and shes no more

''you coward''

by M-Boy 10 December 7, 2010

Flag

Get the A-Jonas mug.

Jonas

A german slang to describe people from east asia (e.g. Japan, Korea, China etc)

Ja hier sind paar jonasse (here are some jonasses) = here are east asia

by nsskoo929292 October 20, 2023

Flag

Get the Jonas mug.

jonas

A dumbass who spends all of his primitive life in his monkey dwelling cave, unable to grasp the texture of grass. Many of these guys show ape-like behavior whenever they get excited.

Person 1: Why is there an ape on my lawn?
Person 2: Oh that's just a "Jonas"
Jonas: Oga bouga boo
Person 1: Ahhhhhhhh It is grunting!
Person 2: *dies by the jonas*

by cantahope July 26, 2022

Flag

Get the jonas mug.

Jona

Jona is the Most beautiful girl in the World with the Best caracter you van Desire. The Most personable Person you van with for.
#sexy #cute #caracter #sweet #blond

Hey my Name is Jona

by Robsi February 10, 2017

Flag

Get the Jona mug.

Jona accidentally add me on facebook but when she’s about to delete her friend request she saw my picture and change her mind. She’s kind and smart and a loving person sometimes she overthink and she’s just like an empty shell a hallow but she’s still beautiful I don’t want to lose her so I am doing my best to be there for her. Because of her kindness people often take advantage of her. That’s why I like it when she protect her self being fierce with others. somehow it puts me in peace because I know that she will fight because she’s a fighter after all. If you’re reading this please don’t be hard on yourself and be happy ily.

Truly Yours

06/26/18

Jona can be anything

by maiue October 19, 2021

Flag

Get the Jona mug.