joey bones

The best person on earth, an amazing best friend, and the loser dummy stupid of my dreams 🥺
by haiii beb September 11, 2021
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joey-with-the-blowie

A kangaroo engaging in oral sexual stimulation.
I wasn't sure how a kang bang would ever arise in reality, but then I observed a joey-with-the-blowie and I understood.
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Joey-ism

Random and often hilariously unbelievable sentences or phrases spoken by famous socialite and reality TV star, Joey Essex
A classic Joey-ism is "I know who Richard and Judy are."
"Who are they?"
"Aren't they the first man and woman on Earth?"
by Eddie Lizzard December 09, 2013
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papi joey

typically used to describe a very fat woman who likes to pretend about going to a mental health hospital
im feeling very papi joey today.
by Kaplokatarian Sloach September 17, 2022
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joey's rule

When someone works days in a row, then feels those three days were enough to allow them to ditch a day of work.
Oh my god Becky!!! Mrs. Sherley made us pedal so hard last three days of biking practice. I know that the Redlands Grand Prix means so much to team River Bottom, but I need a day off. I'm using Joey's rule to get a day of rest.
by 142backdoor69 April 06, 2016
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Joeyed

When a cat spills the beans about ones alcohol, drugs, and or nicotine
Bro my cat totally fucking Joeyed me last night
by ronhorowitz July 29, 2019
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joeyed

a person who is unable to function due to physical disability or excess alcohol, can also be identified by talking complete incoherent shite for a long period of time.
"Q.Can i speak to the manager? A. No he's upstairs completely joeyed.
by gavin1944 February 28, 2008
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