Joe the Show

One whose wild claims of supreme ability cannot be disproved.

Joe the Show, "When I was seventeen I balanced four eggs on top of each other."

by Scott Hughes January 9, 2009

joe thomas

A person who likes other people's moms

My mom is hoping there will be lots of Joe Thomas's at the concert. She's hoping to get some.

by Urban Jeans June 17, 2015

Joe Allen'd

This is the act in which a person is decimate in the midfield of a football pitch. When one gets Joe Allen'd they have been destroyed as a human and become lifeless.

Lads did you see Pogba get Joe Allen'd last night?

by Luke Gibson November 29, 2016

an uncle joe

When you shit yourself on an airplane after drinking coffee and have to throw your underwear away.

I almost pulled an uncle Joe but I made it in time! That was close.

by Jbone2020 November 4, 2018

dickhead joe

the ugliest person alive.he lies about everything.has a shrimp of a dick.And cheats on everyone he dates

omg dickhead joe is so ugly he cheated on me

by uglyassjoe June 11, 2018

Hashimo Joe

The action of interesting your cock into joes butthole

Hey Evan wanna do Hashimo joe

by Deando July 30, 2019

Grandpa Joe

Fecal excrement that’s resonated in a toilet apparatus for an extended period of time, causing a foul odour.

“Grandpa joe pretended to be sick for 20 years and became healthy out of now where. He’s a huge fucking piece of shit!”

“Bro did you forget to flush last night? I smell a Grandpa joe!

by Tristan412 May 17, 2019