joe lam

When you make plans with one person, only to cancel if something better comes up.

I was supposed to go to the beach with Henry, but I joe lammed him and went to the beach with Suzy instead.

by Da Man ooohhh uh August 14, 2009

Who is Joe?

Something you should never say to a gamer. If you do you will regret it.

Bob: Did you see what Joe did today?

Phil: Who is Joe?

Bob: JOE MAMMA!

by axLe Legend YT October 17, 2019

Joe Allen'd

This is the act in which a person is decimate in the midfield of a football pitch. When one gets Joe Allen'd they have been destroyed as a human and become lifeless.

Lads did you see Pogba get Joe Allen'd last night?

by Luke Gibson November 29, 2016

Joe Pham

A disorder in the male reproductive organ, (penis), causing an abnormally small genitalia

I'm so bummed out the doctor said I had a 'Joe Pham'

by Phung Le March 14, 2018

dickhead joe

the ugliest person alive.he lies about everything.has a shrimp of a dick.And cheats on everyone he dates

omg dickhead joe is so ugly he cheated on me

by uglyassjoe May 30, 2018

Kamookie Joe

The two word phrase Kamookie Joe is used to describe marijuana in any form. Kamookie Joe or the verb Kamookie Joed is also used to describe the feeling/state of being very intoxicated by any drug. The phrase Kamookie Joed is most often used when refering to a person who is extremely high on marijuana over any other drug.Kamookie Joe or simply just Kamookie is used as a describing word for almost any situation/object whether good or bad making it difficult for an outsider of the culture to understand what is being said or the intent of an individual.

I am so Kamookie Joed man.

That is some potent Kamookie Joe.

That's just Kamookie Joe.

I am so excited about that Kamookie.

by John Launchlan July 16, 2008

joe dudek

When you pump twice and bust a nut

"Man last night I gave Shelli a Joe Dudek"
"Bro, that's not a good thing"

by Rolltidero July 3, 2017