jonas hyman

Sacko

When you lose your fantasy football league you are Jonas Hyman

by Jack waters August 04, 2019

Frankie Jonas

God in it’s purest form
Also the bonus Jonas brother

Person 1: Omg did you see frankie jonas on Tiktok?!?
Person 2: You mean God?

by What do you want from me February 11, 2021

Jonas hœ

A Jonas hœ is a person who simps for the Jonas brothers ah yes so smexy indeed 😌 love ya joe Frankie Nick and Kevin btw joe your my fav 😏

Like this

Taylor: I’m a Jonas hœ 😏
Mika: what’s a Jonas hœ

Taylor: it’s like a person who simps for the Jonas brothers

Mika: ohhh I’m a Jonas hœ to

Mika and Taylor: so smexy 😏

by Joe J and Sophie’s teddy bear January 26, 2021

Jonas Bohn

is amazing and the best person ever. very lovable. is a best friend.

Jonas bohn is great

by by chicken May 17, 2023

Jolle J Junas Jonas Johansson

Patasit

Ay jolle the j is perfoming at backang?!?!
Yeah thats Jolle J Junas Jonas Johansson alright

by JolleJoh November 10, 2021

jonas bridges

Jonas has Jimmy.

Wow you have an big/great/... Jimmy like this Jonas Bridges!

by Jimmyisdaddy February 09, 2017

The Jonas Brothers

Since no one wants to give an objective definition that isn't just riddled with blind hate, I've decided to define the Jonas Brothers in a somewhat objective fashion

The Jonas Brothers are a three-man pop band responsible for releasing many beloved songs such as Lovebug and Sucker. They were formed in 2005 and consist of Nick Jonas, wed to Priyanka Chopra-Jonas, Joe Jonas, wed to Sophie Turner and Kevin Jonas, wed to Danielle Jonas. They temporarily split in 2013, but unlike the pop band One Direction, eventually reunited and has since released songs like Sucker and What A Man Gotta Do.

Person 1: I don't get why people hate on the Jonas Brothers so much. They seem pretty normal and their music isn't that bad.

Person 2: They just think it's "co0L" and anti-culture to hate on anything popular.

by TheBirddude October 03, 2022