joey's rule

When someone works days in a row, then feels those three days were enough to allow them to ditch a day of work.

Oh my god Becky!!! Mrs. Sherley made us pedal so hard last three days of biking practice. I know that the Redlands Grand Prix means so much to team River Bottom, but I need a day off. I'm using Joey's rule to get a day of rest.

by 142backdoor69 June 21, 2016

Joey Guzzle

A menace to society and himself know by all loved by few hated by those liberal retards. Has a big ol' peninsula (🍆💦 ) between his legs. Gets along great with John bologna. Doesn't get along great with 🦍 aka black people.

I am Joey Guzzle

by Joey guzzle June 28, 2021

I.M. Joey

The sweetest guy, he is smart and funny. Gets along with so many people and tries to help others. What wouldn't you like about him.

That person is an I.M. Joey

by IM Joey February 12, 2020

Joey Sullivan

Joey sullivan; the noun of someone who's short and dated aria

"hey, you're a joey Sullivan!"
"No, I'm tall!"

by Markys wife May 28, 2024

Hung like a joey

Has the perfect size penise , not to small not to big and curves just a little in the right way!

The guy i did last night was hung like a joey

by Shelaced March 2, 2019

Joey

Typical Leo. Literally spends all his money on gear he never uses. Drinks way too much once every few months and turns into a dancing machine. Thinks he is a good nurse, but totally leaves night shift hanging. Loves putting himself into harder than necessary situations.

About 20 lbs overweight, but still tries hard to do all the active things as if he wasn't.

He's such a typical Joey.. If he got his shit together he'd be in a great position.. but nope.

by Breakfast Burrito lover 724 November 23, 2021

Joey

A baby boy who is goofy and lazy and pees his pants when he is scared.

Your being such a Joey right now Brandon.

by Monkeisgoofy December 14, 2023