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internal incest

n. 1. The act of two cells con-joining rather than breaking apart.

2. When you manage to have sex with yourself. An extreme form of masturbation.
I suffer from internal incest. My doctor said that I'm so white trash that even my cells have sex with their sisters.

Jimmy is a product of internal incest, which would explain that third ankle.
by qwertypod February 3, 2004
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Infernal

A big flamer that pwnz0rz the archers
That Dreadlord just pwnz0red the archers with his infernal.
by Mikey490 May 21, 2003
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International Baccalaureate

program at select schools for so called nerdy/geeky kids. theyre all really smart. well, most of them
normal kid: dumbass
IB kid: no way. im in the International Baccalaureate program.
normal kid: nerd
by grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr September 3, 2006
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HIM (His-Infernal-majesty)

A particularly terrible band of Finlandish origin, the inspiration of whom is possibly derived from pussy type emo cry-whinge bands with material consisting mostly of songs regarding the incomprehensible sorrow felt by that particular individual as a consequence of their girlfriend of three days dumping them/ a slight twinge in the humerous/ the loss of a favourite sock. This particular genre of music is normally favoured by the younger generation of student-types who frequently describe themselve's as 'alternative' and cannot yet smoke correctly.
Look at Luke moshing to The Spice Girls, he quite clearly listens to HIM. Loser.
by Adam Thompson July 6, 2005
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Dutch Inferno

When you have been given the choice of any weapon you choose to equip your body with, you choose and RPG for your ass. Then, you must give someone a dutch oven, therefore causing a blazing inferno. Thus, being the "Dutch Inferno".
He just made a dutch inferno out of the bed after eating a burrito.
by MachineGunBoobies April 3, 2011
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International Space Station

Occurs when two women simultaneously perform the "space docking" manuever. Doing so involves the "ass-to-puss" position, often done by scissoring. A major challenge to the manuever is to create a good seal, and maintain said seal for the duration of the fecal exchange.
Prescott's mom got down on the international space station with Nunley after Rone got done fucking her.
by John Ronestacks January 10, 2008
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International Male PMS Day

When all the men in the world decide to be assholes and whine like bitches about everything, all on the same day
Girl one "...and he's being such an ass today."
Girl two " yeah Lucas and my dad are too."
Girl one " It must be international male PMS day"
Girl two " Ah damn"
by BoysCauseDramaToo March 3, 2010
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