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phone hoe

Someone who stays on the phone constantly and never is sociable.
Savannah is a phone hoe, never listening
by Star Blaster May 24, 2016
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phone company

To call someone when you need a friend to come over and keep you company. Good or bad .
Bucky phone company for his party tonight , ya'll going?
by cool brezze September 1, 2016
mugGet the phone companymug.

Beer-Phones

Self-induced inner-ear technology, which allows and often leads an individual to believe they are singing at an appropriate pitch, speed, tone, and/or volume in a public location or private karaoke room and is adjusted in direct proportion to the amount of alcohol the individual has consumed.

Warning: Sometimes malfunctions and increases dissonances when more than one pair is worn in large group.

Side Note: Usually worn with beer goggles.
A: Did you hear them singing last night at karaoke?
B: Yeah, they must have had their beer-phones on. . . but, they were kinda cute, weren't they?
A: Yeah, but I had on my beer goggles.
by JWSTigre April 18, 2010
mugGet the Beer-Phonesmug.

Dukedepps Phone

his second phone (its cracked) also the man railed it once for a tiktok...
“dukedepps phone is cracked 😕”
by Messul / Dukedeppswhore March 24, 2021
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Phone Postin

The occurrence of wrecking a work truck and getting it stuck on a post or two while reaching for a cell phone. Usually happens to a new foreman as he loops.
Nicholas is always driving around and phone postin.
by Nick Steri November 6, 2020
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man phone

A phone designed for a real man. It must be:
1) Rugged as Hell
2) Indestructible
3) Waterproof
4) Able to withstand a night of heavy parting at a the Triangle Mansion
Woltag: "Hey guys, look at my gay iPhone."
Buoni: *Takes piss on iPhone*
Woltag: "oh no! my pussy iPhone just short circuited!"
Durski: "You're a tool" -> *Chucks his MAN PHONE at Woltag's head to knock some sense into him, the drops his phone in Goliath and chugs 2 beers*
by Delta-T May 12, 2011
mugGet the man phonemug.

Phone Zombie

A person that is addicted to social media, chatting, calling games and other apps beyond normal usage and displays addictive behavior making them display zombie-like behavior.
Many people have become phone zombies due to cellphones
by on September 1, 2023
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