hunt some bears

when a toliet is hard to come by, taking a poop

Man i guess i need to hunt some bears cause i don't see a toliet anywhere.

by Word Coolio April 12, 2007

forensic job hunting

to dig deep into previous jobs & career history and find potential new sources of jobs with prior work associates

I haven't seen Bob in 10 years; but my forensic job hunting skills have tracked him down and he's now working with the government in a senior management role, maybe he has a job for me?

by One Big Man April 3, 2009

Catching A Fox On A Horse Hunt

Something you suggest when you have no fucking idea how the game charades works

It's your round. Why don't you mime "Catching a fox on a horse hunt". That will be fun for everyone.

by anarsh April 4, 2020

Canadian Easter egg hunt

Commonly referred to as "puck hunting season", The Canadian Easter egg hunt occurs around the same time as "Easter", the catholic holiday, when the little Canadian kids come out of their igloos to search for pucks they lost during winter, that are now being revealed by the melting snow.

Mountie 1: Man i had the best Canadian Easter egg hunt of my life this year!
Mountie 2: Hey man, me too! I found so many of the pucks i lost this winter!
Mountie 3: Getting my moose rider's license really sped up the hunt, eh?

by ThatCanadianGuy April 17, 2014

Ethan Hunt - Ghost Protocol

This is a type of defication, that upon finishing your poop, it doesn't leave a trace on the toilet paper. Additionally it also doesn't leave any trace within the toilet bowl. Basically its vanishes without a trace - hence Mission Impossible.

That was a proper Ethan Hunt - Ghost Protocol poop

by Graeme Day August 3, 2020

duck hunting permit

A duck hunting permit is a sex filled situation.

"Let's go have some fun,
I hope we all have our duck hunting permits!"

by Lu. April 19, 2008

that dog don't hunt

1. a way of saying a particular man is a homosexual, wimp or sissy. used by the Bush administration in the campaign against Kerry by using a picture of a fox hound wearing a tutu with the caption "that dog don't hunt," referring to the eventual state of the nation if Kerry had won.

2. a way of saying you or someone else is not interested in a particular activity.

Joe: <to Rick> I heard you were going to go rock climbing with Jim tomorrow.

Rick: uh uh, that dog don't hunt.

by andrew holley August 7, 2005