A piece of crappy paper that teachers forcefully make you do so that you can suffer and have no time to even do any other crap and should be thrown into the pits of hell, infact im actually doing my homework while writing this.
by TimmySuckey January 27, 2025
Get the My homeworkmug. Legally known as torture, or schools sinister version of paying bills, only exception is that your the only one paying(aka doing the work) and for doing your so called job(school) they give you endless amounts of this shit in return. It ain’t enough that you have me in school for 6-7 hours a day, No no no no no NO! You gotta subject me to 1-6 more hours of torture, giving me no time to relax and get into interests that I actually care for want to succeed in, which is what home after school should be for
Friend: hey, a paintball team just accepted that we join them, they pay well, wanna do it?
Me: sorry, got homework to do for the whole week, massive essay
Friend: F#@k that man, I hate homework, why can’t they let us do something that we care about
Me: I dunno man, I dunno
Me: sorry, got homework to do for the whole week, massive essay
Friend: F#@k that man, I hate homework, why can’t they let us do something that we care about
Me: I dunno man, I dunno
by ALUCARD7749 October 16, 2019
Get the Homeworkmug. You go to school for fucking 6 1/2 hours, constantly taking it up the ass (figuratively) from dickhead students and fucktard teachers. Then you go home, which SHOULD be time that doesn't involve learning shit you don't care about. But no, these cunt-ass teachers will not accept only 6 1/2 hours of torturing you. They crave more. So they unload a huge amount of this ass discharge they call homework on you. It can range from a simple math worksheet with joke you must fill in when you're done (no biggie) to a fucking ton of work containing bookwork, projects,
I'm supposed to be doing my homework right now, which is a research paper on a book I didn't have the time to read (assigned by old bitch Goodman) and to study for a math test I'm probably going to bomb anyway (given by fat slut Preston). Except I don't give two shits about it, so I'm writing a definition for Urban Dictionary. What? You think I should be doing my homework instead of writing this wordy definition that probably no one will read? Well fuck you then, you can kiss my ass.
by Cameron cook/pangolin lover October 25, 2019
Get the Homeworkmug. by IEathuMaNs March 1, 2021
Get the Homeworkmug. Teacher: "Where's your homework?"
Student: "Sorry Ms. Genericteachernamehere, my goldfish ate my homework."
Student: "Sorry Ms. Genericteachernamehere, my goldfish ate my homework."
by ilikepotatosandurmom October 7, 2021
Get the My goldfish ate my homeworkmug. what you aren't doing right now
by 3ating food November 4, 2019
Get the Homeworkmug. person 1: why cant i do my homework
person 2: because ur too busy searching up random definitions in urban dictionary like i need to do my homework
person 2: because ur too busy searching up random definitions in urban dictionary like i need to do my homework
by whydoiexistbro March 2, 2023
Get the i need to do my homeworkmug.