Homework

The thing schools love to give us to prevent us from having any more than 1 planck time of free time at home not spent on stuff that's actually fun.

It also used to be a form of punishment, but they decided to say "let's fuck the students and force them into a constant 4 hour of sleep therefore shortening their lifespan to 30 years but paahhhh they'll be long done by the time they're dead so".

"Istg I should be glad I'm not in Minecraft because I'd be killed by Phantoms by the time I finish 10% of my homework. Thanks school very cool."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022

Homework

to masturbate in private

Mom, I'm going to my room to do homework

by hisroyalchonkness November 2, 2022

Homework

A way of torture used on students in school. It is work that you are required to do before the submission. Teachers are primary examples of frequent users of this technique. Almost every student hates it and only nerds ask for more.

Hello students, I would like to give you Homework that is due tomorrow.

by YeetusDeletus64 November 12, 2022

Homework

I go over my boyfriends house to have sex but tell my parents I'm helping him with homework

Mom can I go over Kyle's to help him with the homework

by Yagosmi November 15, 2022

homework

Boring work that children have to do only to get good grades and stuff.

Kids only do homework on the weekend because some parents say it 'keeps them busy'.

by anonymous November 26, 2022

Homework

Homework is a combination of emotions - such as rage, pain, general sadness, fatigue, tiredness, and the need to slack off.

"How are you feeling today?"
"I'm Homework"
"What do you mean?"
"Oh you know, rage, pain, sadness, and lust."

by Old Wise One. November 28, 2022

Homework

A stupid torture device invented by school. Homework is basically 5 extra hours of depression. This is the remnants of school that they decide to leave over so you can wake up feeling dizzy and tired, but still you have to go to school

Hailey: Hey can you help me with homework??
James: Sorry girl but you didn't pay attention
Hailey: I WAS DOZING OFF FROM PREVIOUS HOMEWORK DONE 2 DAYS AGO

by youtuber1289 April 30, 2022