rude hit

a bad blow, an FML moment.

"I got an F on that calc test"
"Man, thats a rude hit."

by ploik9 May 12, 2009

Hit something

Hood slang for intercourse with a person . Something your trying to do sexually with something

Man I Just met this fine ass girl , I’m trying to hit something tonight !

This girl been calling me all day , I hope she bout that hit something

by HillyBaby January 7, 2020

Hit The Lights

Fire song of the first metallica record, rocking out with fans and concert partying is this song's defintion

HIT THE LIGHTSSSAA!!!

by MetallicaFan July 24, 2022

Hitting the porcelain.

It is the act of hitting ceramic material with urine (usually the inside bowl of a toilet), so that you don't make any noise when you pee. More common amongst males than females for obvious reasons. It can be done whilst standing up or sitting down. It can also grow on you as you may start to see it as some sort of game.

Wife-"Honey, where were you?"
Husband-"Just using the restroom."
Wife-"How come I didn't notice this?"
Husband-"Well, I was hitting the porcelain."

by Orange Lizard December 6, 2010

call a hit

To hire someone to beat up, or kill someone else.
(You can also use this term sarcastically to show your protective tendency for your significant other)

Girl: looser's name here is being such a jerk.
Guy: Do you need me to "call a hit" on em?

by Ray rice >:-( August 1, 2016

hit the fff

When you are trying to hit the folks but someone rudely interrupts you

Tatiana: Was that you at the party last night gettin down?
Kali: Yea i was tryna hit the folks but Ronald interrupted me so it was more like hit the fff

by alolli December 21, 2018

Hit a stone

An alternative saying for "beat the meat" used when your dick is "rock" hard and needs to be hit till it busts

"Yesterday I woke up with a morning wood so I went for an early stone hitting to calm it down"

Me: I feel so down bro
Friend: just hit a stone you'll feel better

by AWiseNibba March 6, 2018