Helen

an oblivious girl

Helen: "What the....?! Why do I have butter in my pocket?!"
Mimi: "Rekha put in there 10 minutes ago. HAHAHA"

by booyah61 November 23, 2010

Trojan Helmet

The position a male gets into when he lays his testicles in a sleeping female's eyesockets and places his penis between the female's upper lip and the tip of her nose. When the female is tickled she wakes up and is forced to give oral sex to the male.

"I gave Liv a Trojan Helmet when she was asleep once, but she didn't wake up."

"Don't you ever give me a Trojan Helmet again!"

Definition Code A-001

by Definer November 2, 2004

roman helmet

the hair sticking out of a very hairy ass crack that resembles the "mohawk" on a old fashioned battle helmet.

"wade you need to wax your ass you have a roman helmet down there"

by wiggida wack August 30, 2007

Roman Helmet

The act of defecating on someone's head from front to back, so as to imitate a Roman officer's helmet.

"She was so kinky, I gave her a foot-long Roman Helmet!"

by britrocker2000 November 7, 2007

Helmet

A stupid person

see also: idiot

by alan March 6, 2004

Helena Bonham Carter

Stunning British actress. Mostly known for her 'corset' roles.

"I hate this image of me as a prim Edwardian. I want to shock everyone."

by Mizz August 13, 2005

Helmet Head

A sexy fat voluptuous young woman who has a helmet for a head who are intellectually far superior than most geeks and have the ability to attract any dweeb towards them.

I heard he is in love with this chick from his Math tutorials , but dude she is a total Helmet Head.

by Thenoogmegzator1337 May 20, 2011