Vanessa Hanson

THE HOTTEST GOD DAMN WOMAN IN THE WORLD!!!

Damn she is a Vanessa Hanson.

by Jerr Kinoff March 11, 2022

GREY HANSEN

cunt

GREY HANSEN IS A CUNT

by [e-mail] April 14, 2022

Orion Hansen

Orion Hansen is the best person you will meet because He has a gigantic cock and very good abs

Orion Hansen is fucking hot

by anthouses May 13, 2022

Pat Hanson

Gam artist. Someone who makes up stories to bond with the boys

Pat Hanson is a serial gam artist. He just told me he got 78 runs in grade 6

by Hickerydickerydock September 12, 2022

Bench Hanson

The upmost of muscular men. In a league of their own, a Bench Hanson is an ultimate sigma male giga chad with a really long ding dong. He draws in infinite women with his playmaking skills. He is an all time athlete with the body of a greek god. He is also very active on New Year's eve.

Oh my goodness, is that Bench Hanson?!

Dude did you see Bench Hanson yesterday, he's so chiseled!

by Ream Moore December 13, 2022

Bench Hanson

He is the most muscular of men. He has a very long ding dong and gets infinite women. He has ultimate rizz and is an all time athlete with the body of a greek. He is very active on New Year's Eve and he is very charismatic. All people should want a piece of him.

"Oh my goodness is that Bench Hanson, he's so chiseled"
"Holy Shit it's Bench Hanson"

by Ream Moore December 13, 2022

Jack Hansen

Really tall guy who gets into drama 24/7. Hold onto your retention fee, because you'll need a lawyer after he's done with you. I loved his Spanish class.

Boy that Jack Hansen fellow sure is litigious (unreasonably prone to go to law to settle disputes.
"our increasingly litigious society").

by Chillbloney February 15, 2023