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Firm Handshake

John walked the elderly person across the busy intersection. Firm handshakes.
by Das_Erreichen November 29, 2019
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Jazzy Handshake

When a traditional hand shake doesn’t express you fully. Just face each other and snap your fingers while crouching down.
It was just so exciting when Steve told me about his engagement. We just did a jazzy handshake we were so excited!
by mainah March 29, 2019
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Plumber's Handshake

An extremely disappointing handjob with extremely rough skin.
That girl was up for anything, but then she went for it and it ended up being a plumber's handshake
by Kakistos153 April 24, 2019
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CANadian HandSHAKE

She’s from Toronto ya know - gave er tha old Canadian handshake last night
by Supsupsuperman May 3, 2019
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Jergan's Handshake

After masturbation, you shake hands with another human. Jergan's is a common lotion found by teen boys bedsides, accompanied by a box of tissues
Before I went in to that interview yesterday I rubbed one out, totally forgot to wash my hands, gave that interviewer the Jergan's Handshake.
by CinnamonBun28 October 4, 2019
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horizontal handshake

A.k.a. "moocher's greeting" or "glad-handout"; it refers to where one of your "friends" beamingly approaches you with extended arm as if to greet you with a hearty palm-clasp, but instead of positioning his hand vertically the way one usually does when shaking hands, he holds his outstretched palm **upwards** so that his hand is horizontal --- this "gimme, gimme, gimme" position is how his hand is usually held whenever he is around fellow humans (duh!).
I always feel suspicious whenever someone greets me with a horizontal handshake, since it is a good indication that he is planning to ask me for a handout.
by QuacksO August 2, 2019
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peasant handshake

When someone shits on their hand then shakes the second partys hand with out said person knowing in an act of a agreement and promise.

similar to "Spit on it" when both partys spit on their hands and shake in a act of agreement and promise
I made a promise with Dave not to talk about the fact I cheated on my wife and after I shook his hand I found his shit on my hand.
The dude did a peasant handshake.
by billy mc 1969 August 7, 2019
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