Cock handle

When ones cock is so large you can use it as a swing for little children.

Child 1: “Hey are you going to swing on the cock handle?”

Child 2: “Yeah man it’s so fun especially when it tickles my bum”

by Hahadonkeyballs May 11, 2021

rusty door handle

The act of sticking one's hand into the girls anus and then

Procceding to open her vagina like a door handle.

At first she wasn't willing to do a rusty door handle but soon she came to liking it more than anything!

by ArgibaldIII January 17, 2014

caught hairy handed

The act of masturbaiting and getting caught and your excuse is that you were shaving your pubes.

"Hey brandon, were you just masterbaiting?

No I was just Caught hairy handed

by Caught Hairy Handed December 30, 2015

a left handed bandit

Someone who jerks off with their left hand.

Im kinda ambidextrous like Im a lefty but I'm not a left handed bandit.

by Killarank July 12, 2017

Stick a handle on me and call me a mug

When you have been used multiple times by people

This is the third time you have spoken about me behind my back, you may as well “stick a handle on me and call me a mug “

by Alfred Stanley July 15, 2019

pull the love handles

Grabbing a BBW or chubby chick rolls or by the waist pulling her back when you're banging her from the back!

My dick big enough to pull the love handles of some fat chick

by J91GMaine November 10, 2020

jiggle the handle

(a) When your toilet bowl is continuously trying to refill after a flush but will not, you must “jiggle the handle” of the flusher for it to stop. You could then fix it yourself or call a plumber.

(b) You “jiggle the handle” when temporarily accomplishing a needed task until a more appropriate resolution is later performed.

My mother would say, when I was a kid, go in the bathroom and “jiggle the handle” on the toilet, and it will stop running.

by johnnywhitegq February 5, 2021