Jergan's Handshake

After masturbation, you shake hands with another human. Jergan's is a common lotion found by teen boys bedsides, accompanied by a box of tissues

Before I went in to that interview yesterday I rubbed one out, totally forgot to wash my hands, gave that interviewer the Jergan's Handshake.

by CinnamonBun28 October 4, 2019

Bitchy Handshake

A failed attempt at a handshake in which you only use your fingers to shake someone's hand. It is the most awkward handshake you could do.

Dude 1*Hands a girl his hand for a handshake*
Girl*Shakes his hand only with her fingers*
Dude 2: What kind of handshake is that?
Dude 1: It was a Bitchy Handshake

by You should read this October 11, 2023

Democratic Handshake

When one male gives a hand release to another meal, typically free of charge

How’s it going little Johnny. Thanks for coming to grampa’s rally today, would love to give you a Democratic Handshake to show my appreciation

by Schwanz Master January 9, 2024

Gay HandShake

You meet someone and want to let them know ur gay, when shaking their hand lift your first finger😍

*hand shake*
Girl one- *lifts first finger*
Girl two- OMG THATS THE GAY HANDSHAKE?!?

by KerahtheGAY September 14, 2022

Greco Roman Handshake

A Greco Roman handshake occurs when a man fucks another man in the ass in lieu of shaking hands. It comes from the liberal homosexual practice of anal coitus monintus or greeting by buttfuck common in Ancient Greece and elsewhere in the Mediterranean.

“Plato good to see you by gods, will you please come out of your cave and let me give you a Greco Roman handshake! Bend over my good boy!”

by Nerdboy1982! December 22, 2020

Sacramento Handshake

Cumming on another man’s shaft; the primary method of greeting in Sacramento, CA. Commonly shortened to Sac Shake.

Yeah, I met Drew last week—he gave me the Sacramento handshake and told me about his dog.

by Drater004 July 13, 2024

Kraken Handshake

While playing sport, the act of simultaneously standing on an opponents foot and grabbing their crotch while trying to make a tackle. Similar to the use of a Kraken's tentacles to attack multiple areas of the opponents body.

"Bro, Brooke just gave Stu a Kraken Handshake while trying to rip his flag. Guess he grabbed the wrong flag, huh?"

by Tridents March 30, 2025