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Shark Hair

Hair that stands up like a shark fin, usually in the morning after going to bed with wet hair. Similar to Bed Head
Hey Dad, you have got great shark hair this morning.
by papa_eos August 4, 2012
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rouge hair

A hair that doesn't seem human that pops up on your body
I was getting my back massaged when my lady was like what is this rouge hair growing on your back all about
by AUWFT August 13, 2016
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gouch hair

G-d dammit josh why is ur gouch hair sticking out of ur pants?
by UncleSamPatriot January 30, 2017
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Hair Tinsel

A positive term describing random strands of grey hair, especially for women.
I need to go to the salon tomorrow; it's been a while since I've had my hair tinsel colored.
by Brenna S December 24, 2008
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Hair Pony

The circular device a female uses to put the hair in a ponytail
Hey girl you got a hair pony I can use, so I can go suck this dick?
by Rynoshorn January 15, 2019
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Cunt Hair

A humorous, historic unit of measure most often used to indicate a small variance in size, position, or spatial reference.
The width of a cunt hair as actually measured using a calibrated micrometer, typically ranges from .003" to .005" wide using the Imperial Standard, or .0762mm to .127mm Metric Standard.
The term is widely used and considered humorous among tradesmen, people in the military, or anyone wishing to express a small unit of measure or deviation from an established standard. The term cunt hair is also considered vulgar in many social situations where a familiarity or use of this expression is not common.
The term began as a humorous description at a time when measuring devices were crude and imprecise.

Until recently, the demarcation "cunt hair" had never been standardized. The new emerging standard measurement for a cunt hair is 1/64" Imperial.

This increment has been chosen to represent the term cunt hair because most often tradesmen will identify a "cunt hair" measurement as half the space between the 1/32" marks on their tape measure. It is also the smallest identifiable demarcation visible on a ruler or tape measure without the use magnifying aids. The case for this increment is further made by the abstract nature of pubic hair and it's inconsistencies of thickness. The humorous nature of this term, casual use and spontaneous reference negate the need for a scientific standard as it is never used for an actual documented measurement.
A sheet metal worker might say, "Move it a cunt hair to the left."
A carpenter would say, "Trim a cunt hair off that board and it will fit perfectly."
A sniper may indicate that "The shot missed by a cunt hair."
by Max Chatfield August 15, 2020
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Legacy Hair

The hair that one never quite gets to when they shave their pubes because they are worried about "nicking" their balls or shaft
"I thought you said you shaved your pubes?"

"I did. I just didnt want to cut my dong so i left a few legacy hairs."
by germanrodriguez22 May 3, 2018
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