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Uod handshake

A handshake made by 2 friends that is a worm turning into a butterfly.
"Hey, let's do the uod handshake!"
by DancingDaffodilf May 2, 2024
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Sandy handshake

When ur mad at a dude & slip a piece of sandpaper into ur palm before giving him a hand job
Hillary laughed off bills indescretions and left him with a sandy handshake.
by Occupational breather August 3, 2018
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The Quebecois Handshake

When a kinky and frisky French Canadian girl prepares a poutine (fries, gravy), jerks you off into the poutine and uses your semen as a replacement for the cheese.
That girl from UQAM totally gave me the Quebecois Handshake last night...she was famished!
by GoHabsGo2020 November 17, 2020
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Manchester Handshake

Two people greeting each other with a hug, while simultaneously reaching around to steal their wallets from the back pocket.
Never met each other before, and they both went in with a manchester handshake!
by Barry Sprout November 16, 2013
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Democratic Handshake

When one male satisfies another male in the form of a hand release, typically free of charge.
Hey little Johnny, thanks for coming out to support me tonight. Would love to give you a Democratic Handshake to show my appreication.
by Schwanz Master February 11, 2024
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Iranian Handshake

Also called a Turkish-how-do-you-do, an Iranian Handshake is a casual hand job. It is usually preferred in the mornings with a side of eggs.
Jordan: Oh shit! Did that guy just try to touch my dick?!

Hermann: show a little respect would ya? It's their culture to give Iranian Handshakes.
by Banana Hammie September 30, 2021
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Chicago Handshake

This is a slang term referring to a handjob.

Paying to get yourself jerked off by another man
"Johnny boy went and got himself a Chicago Handshake down at Robert's. I'm surprised they have em for only 10 dollars"
by Chris Da anonymous May 20, 2024
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