German Dick Rape

while you are masturbating a fellow male shoves a frozen sausage up your ass and shoves his dick in your mouth and cums all over your face.

I was jacking off in the bathroom at daves party and mickey came in and gave me a german dick rape the fuckin asshole

by DaveMickeyMcGermansonLickButt October 18, 2010

German sex-machine

garth or any other german known to have sex for 4 hours or more with only one orgasm

Garth is a german sex-machine

by K-D-O-double G July 10, 2006

german army tank

Stretching the balls to the end of the shaft so it resembles a german army tank, preferably a Panzer.

Hey, look at Cole he has a little german army tank because of his little weiner.

by matt connelly January 25, 2006

German War Machine

The act of putting your fist into ones rectum and opening and closing it violently.

I heard John gave his girlfriend the German war machine last night.

by Datcooldude420 November 20, 2016

German shower nozzle

The German word for shower is Dusche.

Confuse someone by calling them a German shower nozzle.

by Herr Lippbalm February 23, 2014

Prussian-German ethnicity

People who are of Prussian-German ethnicity are generally regarded as on the top of the Germanic racial hierarchy. Most Prussian-Germans are also generally regarded to be Nordic, though most Prussian-Germans are not regarded to be Hyperboreans. Sigismund Steinhauser is a notable example of someone who is both nordic and Prussian-German

"I look nordic as fuck. Prussian-German ethnicity." - Sigismund Steinhäuser NSDAP 卐

by hawn hawn baguette September 18, 2022

German Sausage Link

A sexual activity in which one prepares by swallowing hair or other fibers. The next day, when they exit the body, the stool is linked together as if it were a sausage roll.

My wife told me to do a German sausage link. I can’t get the hairy feeling out of mouth.

by Th_232 February 26, 2020