(n.) a fairy whom waits for you in your bed with his hands behind his head and his legs crossed at the ankles. However, you may notice that he is completely naked besides a small pair of fairy wings and an unmistakeable purple sparkly wand and glitter cloud following him. Take caution, he has been known to rape teenage boys. Like Nate. He may offer to grant you "wishes", but beware, he is only trying to get you in bed. Well it doesn't even have to be in bed. "Take THAT! And THAT!" You cannot mistake the fairy Glenn-Mother because when attempting to blend in with the general public he looks like a stoned hippie and speaks in monotone. But be cautious. One cannot hide their wings forever..
Nate: "Lilly! There was this naked guy in my bed with a ton of glitter who said he wanted to grant me wishes!"
Hazel: "Chillll Nate, Its just Fairy Glenn-Mother."
(Verb)
Wills: "Dude where's Nate?"
Dylan: "He's still a little pissed about being Fairy Glenn-Mothered."
Nate: "Dude! There is this naked guy covered in glitter laying in my bed!"
Hazel: "Does he have fairy wings?"
Nate: "Yeah,"
Hazel: "Shit man, looks like you got yourself a Fairy Glenn-Mother."
Hazel: "Chillll Nate, Its just Fairy Glenn-Mother."
(Verb)
Wills: "Dude where's Nate?"
Dylan: "He's still a little pissed about being Fairy Glenn-Mothered."
Nate: "Dude! There is this naked guy covered in glitter laying in my bed!"
Hazel: "Does he have fairy wings?"
Nate: "Yeah,"
Hazel: "Shit man, looks like you got yourself a Fairy Glenn-Mother."
by someboredkids July 27, 2011
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-I thought we finished all the calls yesterday?
--We did. The phone call fairy must've come last night.
Worker 1: When we left yesterday our inbox was empty.
Worker 2: The phone call fairy came last night.
--We did. The phone call fairy must've come last night.
Worker 1: When we left yesterday our inbox was empty.
Worker 2: The phone call fairy came last night.
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Get the dust fairy stella mug.This is someone usually on a forum, youtube or anywhere online with a comment section that thumbs down every comment on the thread.
Could be a correlated with a troll.
The thumb downers motive could be just boredom or just an attempt to cause drama online.
Could be a correlated with a troll.
The thumb downers motive could be just boredom or just an attempt to cause drama online.
Person 1: Wow did you see the comment section on that youtube video every comment has a thumbs down.
Person 2: The thumb's down fairy strikes again
Person 2: The thumb's down fairy strikes again
by Chris Waltham January 24, 2011
You give a girl a roofie and she passes out. Then you knockout one of her teeth. Then you place her in her bed and put a single turd under her pillow.
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Damion "Shaun do you want to visit The Fairy Sesh Mother?
Shaun "Aye lets go, I've got a joint for sharing!"
Shaun "Aye lets go, I've got a joint for sharing!"
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