‘FUCKED UP UPON ARRIVAL: When you’re awaiting for your significant other to come home from work and many hours later they come home and sound as though they had been through a train wreck..!hen dealing with the aftermath upon arrival.
by RoJo75 December 13, 2020

The life of a redittor
Redditor 1: Hey , I watched a ton of porn on Reddit today and canceled a twitter user.
Redditor 2: Sick bro, I just watched 2 girls 1 cup, and it's cool. It's good were fucked up
Redditor 2: Sick bro, I just watched 2 girls 1 cup, and it's cool. It's good were fucked up
by Amateur-Clipper December 11, 2021

Friend: I just saw someone with a Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!
You: How did they get fucked?
Friend: Some one said Your mom gay and she wasnt able to say No u
You: Ok that sucks, im gonna take a fucking piss
Friend: Wait n- *fucking dies*
Stranger: SUCK MY B-
You: Shut the fuck up, your mom gay, go the fuck away, hello sir.
Stranger: *fucking explodes*
You: How did they get fucked?
Friend: Some one said Your mom gay and she wasnt able to say No u
You: Ok that sucks, im gonna take a fucking piss
Friend: Wait n- *fucking dies*
Stranger: SUCK MY B-
You: Shut the fuck up, your mom gay, go the fuck away, hello sir.
Stranger: *fucking explodes*
by Sebastiansanchat AAAAAAAAAAAAA December 31, 2022

by oliviaharlyichelleshipe January 16, 2022

“ I’ve been all heavy weights no cardio to ramp up. Going to start cardio next week”
“ Word. Then yeah dude you’re about to slim the fuck up“
“ Word. Then yeah dude you’re about to slim the fuck up“
by Trouty August 27, 2021

a meme that originated from discord a few months ago, it consists of a camera rotating around a car as a sort of flex, usually the car is a sedan, or an SUV, although many gifs have other cars and even cars in video games. The meme includes a caption that bluntly states "Shut the fuck up", but in a misspelled manner.
p1 · hey guys have you heard of the new genshin impact character
p2 · shut the up fuck nobody cares
the gif below is what p1 should be doing, because nobody gives a shit about genshin anymore
p2 · shut the up fuck nobody cares
the gif below is what p1 should be doing, because nobody gives a shit about genshin anymore
by balls man 1564 October 17, 2021

When you are drinking and are not blackout drunk but on the verge of becoming blackout, not at the moment but relatively soon.
by Jakeing24 October 1, 2021
