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Fart Discipline

Holding back a fart until it is appropriate to release it.
Dude, I'm meeting my girlfriends parents for the first time. They'll be serving three bean salad. This will be a difficult exercise in Fart Discipline.
by Mcl33tie April 29, 2010
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regurgitated fart

When a girl farts and it gets sucked into her vigina. Then at a later time she releases it.
Fuck Tom I went down on Kristy last night and she totally blew a regurgitated fart into my mouth
by johnnykisakeezik May 31, 2018
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fart skimmer

A person who brown noses, one who is so close to anothers butt that he can skim the fart from the air.
Randall sure is a suck-up. What a fart skimmer.
by 1kd49sldk3 August 18, 2010
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fart part

fart part

A forceful blast of obnoxious wind released with such velocity it parts the hair of those down wind
Fuck me, you’ve just give me a fart part!
by The Commune August 9, 2019
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Fart Sock

When you’ve been pink socked so many times, that a good fart will cause a self inflicted pink sock.
Damnit, I just fart socked my self!
by Mullets and Mustcahes September 13, 2018
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interrogative fart

A fart that seems to ask a question. As in, who, what, how, or even sometimes really? This is referred to as an interrogative fart.
Hamilton farted and it said "who". I turned to him in confusion and said dude, did your fart just say "who"? He said, indeed. I said holy shit, that was an interrogative fart.
by treytheFARTINGking November 16, 2010
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Predumptial Fart

The fart or series of farts that occur immediately before defecation (or taking a dump). These farts smell much worse than regular farts because your poop is at it's closest point to the outside of your body.
Dude1: Dude, what is that horrible smell?

Dude2: Sorry dude, it was a predumptial fart.

Dude1: I think you need to go sit on the toilet!
by Buddahrid January 23, 2009
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