defined as one with an abundance of winning. Strikingly Beautiful and is quite possibly the best man on Earth. Known To Many as the God Of Awesomeness. Women want him and men want to be him. He is the most interesting man in the world's son.
1.Praise Ethan God of Awesomeness!
2.I wish I was Ethan Baker!
3.Everyone loves Ethan Baker!
4.I want to have Ethan Baker's Children!
2.I wish I was Ethan Baker!
3.Everyone loves Ethan Baker!
4.I want to have Ethan Baker's Children!
by Mr.Wiggles97 November 27, 2011
Ethan Dolan is a really sweet person, who only wants everyone's happiness and always tries to spread positivity, his smile is the most adorable thing in the world,he is also very handsome and really attractive and tons of girls wants to fuck him,he has a big dick and likes being called daddy.
by lustfuI August 30, 2017
by CallHolla February 22, 2016
An absolute legend. Saint Ethan (pronounced Eth-un, not Ee-thun, a common mistake) is well known for trolling those who think their shit doesn't stink. The antithesis of those individuals who assume the worst of anyone who doesn't share their own backward views.
I saw the funniest exchange online today. Some hater was being a complete asshat and didn't realise who they were up against. Saint Ethan debased that mo'fo' in seconds, and shut them right up. It was hilarious. I love that guy!
by FrankenDanny September 01, 2020
A beautiful human in And outside aka a gift of God. This kid has a twin and a sister, grayson and cameron. Ethan loves when people call him daddy. His favourite colour is clear, (can you please wear clothes in that colour?) He has 10 toes and 10 fingers.
(daddy, greasy salamander, crimson chin, e-tee-wee-tee)
(daddy, greasy salamander, crimson chin, e-tee-wee-tee)
A: omg ethan dolan is so hot
B: HOLY FUCK ETHAN IS A DADDY
<fandom
A: CHOKE ME WITH THAT SEATBELT DADDY
B: FUCK ME IN THE BACK OF YOUR TRUCK
<james charles
B: HOLY FUCK ETHAN IS A DADDY
<fandom
A: CHOKE ME WITH THAT SEATBELT DADDY
B: FUCK ME IN THE BACK OF YOUR TRUCK
<james charles
by Dolanzza February 16, 2018
by harmoneeyang September 18, 2020
Ethan Knowles aka 'The Fat Cunt of Walney' is known for his sheer size of a whopping 50 Stone! He can usually be found on the 'courts' on North Walney or in the bushes bumming Paige Ramsey, with his 1 inch weapon. (Sometimes even Tianna Clark and Chardonay get amongst it with them)
Ethans' master is a man known as 'FRESHHH Dave' aka 'Cracking Pluurr', Ethan follows all of Daves' commands no matter what. One of the commands Ethan has recently completed for his master is reporting ApianDig (who is an absolute mad lad) on XBOX. Ethan also broke his hand trying to fist Paige. Oh.. and also a common misconception with Ethan is his penis is often mistaken for a cocktail sausage, hence why it was bit off by his dog.
Ethans' master is a man known as 'FRESHHH Dave' aka 'Cracking Pluurr', Ethan follows all of Daves' commands no matter what. One of the commands Ethan has recently completed for his master is reporting ApianDig (who is an absolute mad lad) on XBOX. Ethan also broke his hand trying to fist Paige. Oh.. and also a common misconception with Ethan is his penis is often mistaken for a cocktail sausage, hence why it was bit off by his dog.
Ethan Knowles is fat.
by ApianDig November 01, 2018